by ubercynicmeister » Sun 18 Jun 2006, 20:18:20
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')Bush will save us from great evil! After all, he invaded the beaches of Normandy and saved Europe from the Nazis by himself! When he has won the war in Iraq, it's time for him to kick some serious ass in Africa.
I'm proud to be a European American! I know Jesus would have loved to be an American too!
HEY, didn't George also fight off the British in the American War of Independance, too...George
BUSH, not George Washington! Ya got the name all wrong all these years, HECK. Your nation's capital will now have to have it's name altered: Bush, District Of Columbia....and as for that state named the same damn thing clear on the other side of the country...just leave the name alone, so finally people can work out where it is you're talking about, OK?
OH, and he fought at the Alamo, too...there George was, back to back, side by side with Davy...Crocket, that is...who didn't do very much except applaud George's actions and gushingly admire how valiantly George fought off the attackers and OH, boy, was George Dubbya Good At It! Please recall: the Alamo was a huge victory. For someone...uh...George? OH and there was that time when George Dubbya was the First Man To Set Foot On The Moon, NOT Neil Armstrong...sheesh, get it RIGHT will ya?
But Al Gore invented the Internet...or so I'm told.
Ronald Reagan was the first man to walk on the fucking Moon.