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Way to go!

Unread postby wisegoat » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 20:38:06

This site deserves the "Most Depressing Site In The World" award...
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby mekrob » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 20:43:50

Oh my God! We did it!!! I can't believe it. Umm..first we wanna thank Jesus...
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby joewp » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 20:44:14

You've obviously never been here.
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby jdumars » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 20:51:47

or here...

edited to say... OMFG! Can you BELIEVE THIS????

I put the link up top in as a joke, but as I look at it, it's entirely UNFUNNY.
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 20:57:16

Was soll das?
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby ubercynicmeister » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 21:17:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('wisegoat', 'T')his site deserves the "Most Depressing Site In The World" award...


NOPE: try The Unrelenting Pursuit Of Dejection

I LOVE that site!!! I really do!
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 21:19:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jdumars', '
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edited to say... OMFG! Can you BELIEVE THIS????



Peak oil is all your fault you fucking saxophone playing, American hippie socialists!

Bush will save us from great evil! After all, he invaded the beaches of Normandy and saved Europe from the Nazis by himself! When he has won the war in Iraq, it's time for him to kick some serious ass in Africa.

I'm proud to be a European American! I know Jesus would have loved to be an American too!



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Unread postby ubercynicmeister » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 21:53:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Bush will save us from great evil! After all, he invaded the beaches of Normandy and saved Europe from the Nazis by himself! When he has won the war in Iraq, it's time for him to kick some serious ass in Africa.

I'm proud to be a European American! I know Jesus would have loved to be an American too!


HEY, didn't George also fight off the British in the American War of Independance, too...George BUSH, not George Washington! Ya got the name all wrong all these years, HECK. Your nation's capital will now have to have it's name altered: Bush, District Of Columbia....and as for that state named the same damn thing clear on the other side of the country...just leave the name alone, so finally people can work out where it is you're talking about, OK?

OH, and he fought at the Alamo, too...there George was, back to back, side by side with Davy...Crocket, that is...who didn't do very much except applaud George's actions and gushingly admire how valiantly George fought off the attackers and OH, boy, was George Dubbya Good At It! Please recall: the Alamo was a huge victory. For someone...uh...George? OH and there was that time when George Dubbya was the First Man To Set Foot On The Moon, NOT Neil Armstrong...sheesh, get it RIGHT will ya?

But Al Gore invented the Internet...or so I'm told.
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby Zardoz » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 21:56:46

All of the above are unquestionably depressing, but the fact that some people actually believe what is going to be displayed here (if they can scam up enough money to finish it) is about as much of a stone downer as anything I can think of:

Creation Museum

"Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all!"

Now, that is depressing...
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby Vexed » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 22:19:31

and here I come to po.com cause its less depressing than what's on tv.

hmmm.

channel by channel I am left with a real feeling of doom.

flush.

repeat as necessary.
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 22:51:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ubercynicmeister', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Bush will save us from great evil! After all, he invaded the beaches of Normandy and saved Europe from the Nazis by himself! When he has won the war in Iraq, it's time for him to kick some serious ass in Africa.

I'm proud to be a European American! I know Jesus would have loved to be an American too!


HEY, didn't George also fight off the British in the American War of Independance, too...George BUSH, not George Washington! Ya got the name all wrong all these years, HECK. Your nation's capital will now have to have it's name altered: Bush, District Of Columbia....and as for that state named the same damn thing clear on the other side of the country...just leave the name alone, so finally people can work out where it is you're talking about, OK?

OH, and he fought at the Alamo, too...there George was, back to back, side by side with Davy...Crocket, that is...who didn't do very much except applaud George's actions and gushingly admire how valiantly George fought off the attackers and OH, boy, was George Dubbya Good At It! Please recall: the Alamo was a huge victory. For someone...uh...George? OH and there was that time when George Dubbya was the First Man To Set Foot On The Moon, NOT Neil Armstrong...sheesh, get it RIGHT will ya?

But Al Gore invented the Internet...or so I'm told.


Ronald Reagan was the first man to walk on the fucking Moon. And Gore didn't invent the Internet! Rush Limbaugh did that because he was told by Little Jesus to do so.

The people who are dying in Iraq are not pure! They die because they are homos and individualists and reject Corporatism! Only George W. Bush is pure! Only G.W. Bush was given the key from heaven. Bush also invented electricity and aluminium.

See how the American socialistic media treats a true soldier of God:

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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby Vexed » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 23:12:13

Swinemaps wrote:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'R')onald Reagan was the first man to walk on the fucking Moon. And Gore didn't invent the Internet! Rush Limbaugh did that because he was told by Little Jesus to do so.

The people who are dying in Iraq are not pure! They die because they are homos and individualists and reject Corporatism! Only George W. Bush is pure! Only G.W. Bush was given the key from heaven. Bush also invented electricity and aluminium.


I don't know what else to say, the dots have been connected.

Thank you, do you have a book for sale?
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 23:20:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'R')ush Limbaugh did that because he was told by Little Jesus to do so.


Little Jesus? Is that what they call those pain pills he was strung out on?
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Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 23:42:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'R')ush Limbaugh did that because he was told by Little Jesus to do so.


Little Jesus? Is that what they call those pain pills he was strung out on?


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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby mekrob » Sat 17 Jun 2006, 23:56:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')ee how the American socialistic media treats a true soldier of God:

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I'm sure after PO when the shit hits the fan, they'll blame it on God taking revenge against this 'heathen' nation. Something like:

"America's support of homosexuals has caused God to stop the deaths of dinosaurs and ancient plankton to create more oil and gas."

"Wait, dinosaurs? I thought you were creationists."

"Uh, uh, umm....er..." *head explodes*
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby pea-jay » Sun 18 Jun 2006, 03:42:46

Recommended by Despair for "
Internal-combustion-engine-driven economies" is the following poster:

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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby SoothSayer » Sun 18 Jun 2006, 06:02:03

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Err ... Darfur might indeed be an oil related conflict - see here.
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby ubercynicmeister » Sun 18 Jun 2006, 20:18:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ubercynicmeister', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Bush will save us from great evil! After all, he invaded the beaches of Normandy and saved Europe from the Nazis by himself! When he has won the war in Iraq, it's time for him to kick some serious ass in Africa.

I'm proud to be a European American! I know Jesus would have loved to be an American too!


HEY, didn't George also fight off the British in the American War of Independance, too...George BUSH, not George Washington! Ya got the name all wrong all these years, HECK. Your nation's capital will now have to have it's name altered: Bush, District Of Columbia....and as for that state named the same damn thing clear on the other side of the country...just leave the name alone, so finally people can work out where it is you're talking about, OK?

OH, and he fought at the Alamo, too...there George was, back to back, side by side with Davy...Crocket, that is...who didn't do very much except applaud George's actions and gushingly admire how valiantly George fought off the attackers and OH, boy, was George Dubbya Good At It! Please recall: the Alamo was a huge victory. For someone...uh...George? OH and there was that time when George Dubbya was the First Man To Set Foot On The Moon, NOT Neil Armstrong...sheesh, get it RIGHT will ya?

But Al Gore invented the Internet...or so I'm told.


Ronald Reagan was the first man to walk on the fucking Moon.


WHAT?!?!? But I wuz told it wuz George Dubbya....heck, y'mean I've bene LIED TO?


AHH, but I do note that you do not disagree with the ideas that George Dubbya crossed the Potomac, and was the REAL leader during the Revolutionary War!!!
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Re: Way to go!

Unread postby ubercynicmeister » Sun 18 Jun 2006, 20:53:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pea-jay', 'R')ecommended by Despair for "
Internal-combustion-engine-driven economies" is the following poster:

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LOL, good, aren't they? I wonder does Kersten (the guy who runs Despair.com) know about Peak Oil...HEY, he could do a really neato calander for that!
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