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Open Letter To Schweinsax

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Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 18:46:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ')and well, sorry to tell you honey, but those eyebrows just do not do a thing for me!


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Pardon me? I don't think I heard you correctly...
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Re: Open Letter To Schweinsax

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 20:54:12

uh-oh, daddys pissed. guess that means a bare bottom ass whoopin fer sure!
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Re: Open Letter To Schweinsax

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 20:59:53

Glad you're back cat, I guess we can look forward to some cat-scratch fever now.
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Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:02:58

thanks PMS! glad to be back and see all the old gang. nice to see not much has changed! HA!
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Unread postby AlCzervik » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:10:05

Schwein, can you do some translation for us and let us know what this kid is yelling?
http://www.knightwise.com/content/view/164/9/
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:19:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ') nice to see not much has changed! HA!
It would be nice if nothing ever did change too much. But we're all posting here anticipating big changes. Those horses of yours, they could be a big commodity soon. I rode a lot of horses in my youth, but they were all recreational horses. I'm thinking that they will become important for transportation. Just like in the pre internal-combustion engine era.
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Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:27:51

yeah, so i heard. po is coming, bf is coming, stock market crash is coming, house bubble pop is coming, consumer debt implosion is coming and last but not least, the chinese are coming. it is a bitch out there. but, it beats the hell out of getting old and alzheimers i can positively assure you of that!
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:36:51

Interesting question, SBC, what would be worse: senile dementia with crap and urine dribbling from incontinence but you don't remember or care how you stink, or mass civil hysteria and social breakdown with panic and mayhem and mass killings. Hmm, I think I'll listen to some music.
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Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:44:13

well see, heres the thing...it takes a long time to get to the crap and urine dribbling stage, with lots of stops at lucidity before you dont remember or care.

my dad has been suffering for years under the crazy rule of a nutcase woman (his previously beautiful and sensitive wife) who would swing widely from violent outbursts to almost slut like affection. i have been dealing with it for just over 4 months and i want to scream and pull my hair out.

the way i see it, once the bigger picture of mass civil hysteria and social breakdown with panic and mayhem and mass killings comes, i will be waiting with open arms. besides, it will be a fast way to go for most and i am all for going fast.

enjoy your tunes! :)
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 21:59:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ')it will be a fast way to go for most and i am all for going fast.
That we know, sweetheart, that we know. I am, though, sorry to hear about the painful situation with your dad. Life is cruel sometimes.
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Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 22:14:32

thanks toots!

watcha listenin too?
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 22:46:52

I'm making a Beatles tape for my youngest. She wants to have it for her Art class. Kids are cool. I never would have rediscovered the Beatles if it wasn't for my kids. It was about seven years ago when my son told me that his teacher played Rocky Racoon and Bungalo Bill and he liked it. I hadn't listened to The Beatles for about forever until then. We got all the Beatles tapes, and then came the internet scene for music and we started making custom mixes. I think my own favorite Beatle tune is Flying from The Magical Mystery Tour album. I'm played out on jazz for now. When I discovered Napster I regarded it as my chance at last to hear everything I could of America's Classic Music. Fantastic, amazing. The true voice of the genius of American Blacks, but from a better era.
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Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 22:57:36

Ahh... fame is such a fickle mistress.

Condolences Cat. Life's a bitch, so find a good vietnamese chef.
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 23:54:12

BTW. I love those old R. Crumb comix. He was obsessed with big penis-like noses. His wife was recorded on camera saying yep he's got a big one. Not nose, dick.
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Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Wed 07 Jun 2006, 15:32:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AlCzervik', 'S')chwein, can you do some translation for us and let us know what this kid is yelling?
http://www.knightwise.com/content/view/164/9/


Well, It's a bit difficult to hear what he's saying but here's some of it:

... start the damned game you son of a bitch

... what is this, oh my God what has happened

... think positively, just think positively, it's starting now, hahahahaha

... you son of a bitch, eat that, I've killed him

... where's the escape key, where's the escape key, where is it

... I don't need any help, I don't need any help

... you son of a bitch, I've killed him, I'll kill everyone

... eat that son of a bitch

I can't hear what he's saying at the end.

Nice little kid! Post PO zombie material maybe...
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Unread postby Anthrobus » Wed 07 Jun 2006, 16:51:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AlCzervik', 'S')chwein, can you do some translation for us and let us know what this kid is yelling?
http://www.knightwise.com/content/view/164/9/


hi, AICzervic,

as schweinshaxe seems actually to be out, maybe i can jump in for a rough translation of the kids voice, though he is sometimes hardly to understand.

Obviously he is talking to his computer or the game or some character in it, later to himself. No one else in the room

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??? (cries, sweeps stuff from desk)
man, hurry up, wanna play ??? tournament ... (name of the game not understood).
go, just start that goddamned game
(fists punching on desk)
(puts keybord on desk, heavy breathing)
start ... the ... game you whoreson
(just ???)
(drumming on keyboard, mad staring at screen, panting a few seconds, easying a bit)
i wont say it again, go - out of the way - (means the stuff on the desk, prepares for the game)
(hysterical voice) what is this ? o my god, what is this, just what happened, I want to ??? i want to play ... (shrill) yeeeaaahhh!!!
(relieved, yet mad) yeah, quick start ...
(sings, bopping up and down) it begins, it begins, it begins ...
(cries) Play! You wanker! (bashing keybord head down), play!!!!
??? (obv. more of this, hardly to understand)
it lives, (head on keyboard in despair)
it lives, the pig,i thought it would live (means ?)
If it lives (voice becomes menacing, hysterical to not understandable) then one has to do it all alone... ???
(The next two phrases are totally unintelligable and so hysterical, kid becomes exhausted, must breathe deep)
(voice forced to sound normal) think positive, just think positive, it begins, think positive (quiet voice)
(manical laughter, getting louder) it begins, it begins hahahaha now it begins, hahahahaha
hiahahahaiahahabegins yeah you sonofabitch, take that, eat that!!!
I killed him hiouhu!!! hiuhu, eat this, eat my molten shit (guess, i got that right), you whoreson, i'm gonna killja
(crying and yelling wildly, smashing keyboard around, damaging it)
whoaa whoaa whoaaaaa, ufffff uff uf
whoaa, i am rolling headlong ...
(surprised) The escape key is gone (searching it on the floor) escape key, where is it, where, (whining) wheres the escape key ... (whining thin and heavier) where, where is it
(finds and inserts it back)
i dont need help or support, i dont need support, i dont need help huahahahahah (plays on)
(??? button ???)
now i gonna finish you off ... it doesnt work ... (loud) it doesnt work!!!
i'will dress you down, i will just dress you down ... (psycological state: pushed up to the limit)
eat this you whoreson (cries lous) i will finiiiiish youuuuu ooooooff
yes, whuoohohoho i killed him, i will kill you all!!! yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh (shakes head, cheeks flabbing)
eat this you son of a bitch, will finish you, will finish you, will finish you (quite hysteric)
i will just shoot you , will just ... with the assault rifle i will just shoot you,
which whoreson is shooting at me? (somewhat astonished) which whoreson is shooting at me?
noooo ... (curses, cries, smashes keyboard, dives to the floor)
(end)

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p.s. My wife meant, the whole thing is a fake. From my former life of computer gaming i would say, it isnt. It rather reminds me of playing elite, the loading bay full of narcotics, i forgot to save the game at the last space station and the enemies (pirates, police) keep coming endlessly, the c64 needs half a second to calculate the next screen, shields are down, laser gun runs hot and me full of despair. So dont worry about the kid, ist rather normally playing (for a boy without girlfriend who wants to have some fun short of wanking), experiencing excitement and despair. Ok, some fresh air would do him no harm. But a very good clip, hehehe. Im proud the boy is one of us, hahahaha

p.p.s. on a second thought, the kid is obviously raging even before the game is up, changing between madness, despair and enthousiasm, hm. But a really good show.
The mouse, i`ve been sure for years, limps home from the site of the burning ferris wheel with a brand new, airtight plan for killing the cat.

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