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Would this raise Peak Oil Awareness?

Yes
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No
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Yes, but that's not the kind of awareness we want.
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Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Kylon » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 18:16:22

I was just thinking, you know what would really raise awareness?

A porno film with Peak Oil being it's theme.

Life is going good, the consumerist life style is going great,

It shows an executive(who happens to be a body builder buff) and his secretary getting it on.

Then, 5 years later, the peak oil crisis happens, his company goes under, and he's forced to become a migrant worker.

There is a farmer(who happens to have big muscles from working the land), who is producing food, the former slut secretary trades sex for food. The farmer and the secretary get it on.

Strangely enough, even though there is little food, the secretary always has her hair done, and makeup done, the only thing that she loses is a little more of her clothes as time passes on, and she has a little bit of dirt/grease/ash on her.

Then, the farmer gets killed, and the land taken over by a big muscular warlord, the secretary, in exchange for food and protection, gets it on.


What do you think?

I think alot of people would watch that. Especially if we didn't charge, let networks like HBO use it for free, so long as they would show it often, and then they would show Peak Oil Porno: The chronicles of a migrant slut.


BTW, I'm not trying to be a pervert, but I am trying to raise awareness, and if the conservatives aren't going to raise awareness through the more respected channels, some other channel must be used, in order to try and stop this disaster, which threatens all life.

It's just an idea, hasn't been put into practice.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Heineken » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 18:33:40

"alot" isn't a word. Except to people who've watched too many porno films and not read enough good books. "A lot." Two words. Get it? Good.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Kylon » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 18:36:22

Just trying to figure out how to get other people to pay attention to peak oil.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 18:38:13

It sadly would only raise the wrong heads.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Heineken » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 18:52:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kylon', 'J')ust trying to figure out how to get other people to pay attention to peak oil.


OK. But to be really fair, you need another response option in your poll: "I think the whole idea is silly."
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 18:58:10

Throw in some handcuffs, latex and whips and I'm OK with your idea.

And don't forget the zombies! Whitney Houston could play the zombie bitch from hell giving Saddam Hussein a golden shower. Ben Stiller could play Saddam. Let's see, what else do we need? Right! The "mature" PMS could hump some "teens" in an "audition" taped "POV".

Any other ideas?
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Heineken » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 19:05:37

Was gibt es neues?
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby kam30en » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 20:06:35

Kylon, your a madman.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Free » Sun 04 Jun 2006, 21:26:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kam30en', 'K')ylon, your a madman.


I second that, but somehow I like his crazy thinking outside the box.

But did usual pornos raise awareness for plumbing and housewifes? :)
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby strider3700 » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 03:01:01

Are you actually recommending using the plot in porno to teach someone something? Do you actually watch porn for the intellectual stimulation? Most porn is viewed in 5-7 minute chunks. With DVD's they don't even need to watch the chunks in order.

This is very unlikely to work.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby OilsNotWell » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 04:09:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'K')ylon, your a madman.


No, he's a "pre-engineering" student (i.e. probably in high school).

Kylon, sorry to tell you this, but I think based upon this post and the crazy "I have a new weapon" post you may really need to take a break, enjoy your youth, and find yourself a girlfriend.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby pea-jay » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 04:44:20

That up-and-down action of one of these

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is quite an aphrodesiac for some...

Not to mention about the story about those big, strapping men grunting together, twisting and turning about that big long hard unit, plunging it deep in until out gushes the goo.

Got your attention yet??

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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Dreamtwister » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 10:10:22

Using a porno to teach about peak oil is stupid.

now, using a reality show on the other hand...

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'N')ext on SURVIVOR: PEAK OIL, the 10 contestants move into their 1 bedroom apartment without hydro and go wait in the breadlines for the first time! See former executives wrestle eachother to the ground in an all-out battle for a bowl of soup!


Now THAT is reality TV I could watch!
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby MacG » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 10:45:52

Uh? Watching porn flicks for the plot? Actually never heard about such lewd behaviour before. You would be adressing a very, very small minority of true perverts.

Edit: These forums seem to be going down the drain.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Kylon » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 10:48:59

Then lets make a reality show! :-D

On top of figuring out who would win, and who wouldn't, it would teach you basic survival skills.

Also, you don't start off with everything you need. There are only two sets, of every thing you need(such as a water source, a farming plot ect...), so you either have to co-operate, or kill one another.

Also, on this island, the person alive at the end of the 20-40 weeks, gets the million dollars. If two people are alive, then they split it among the two, and so on.


What do you think?

BTW, I'm in COLLEGE, not high school, I graduated about 1-2 years ago.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby mekrob » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 10:55:43

Sounds pretty good (the reality show), but the million dollars will have to be in hyperinflated currency, so that you might be able to buy some bread.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 11:04:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MacG', '
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Edit: These forums seem to be going down the drain.

Few reason for that
1. Natural osmosis that is the insanity that is the rest of the internet
2. A lot of old member are gone to prepare.
3. We've hit the all been said stage.
4. there nothing we can do to stop it.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby MacG » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 11:34:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Atlantean_Relic', 'F')ew reason for that
1. Natural osmosis that is the insanity that is the rest of the internet
2. A lot of old member are gone to prepare.
3. We've hit the all been said stage.
4. there nothing we can do to stop it.


Spot-on. Exactly my feelings.
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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Jenab6 » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 11:40:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kylon', 'T')hen lets make a reality show!

How about a game show, like The Price is Right?

Bob: Johnny, show them what is behind Curtain Number Two!

Johnny: Bob, it's a slice of bread!

Canned audience: ooooooh!

Johnny: Yes, it's a delicious slice of bread, baked by the people who know bread best...

You might hear the Mocking Horn (Wa wa wa WA waaaa) because the contestant had given up a whole fruitcake that was behind Curtain Number One, hoping for even more food in the next showcase, but they must now settle for only one slice of bread.

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Re: Peak Oil Porno

Unread postby Zardoz » Mon 05 Jun 2006, 13:05:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kylon', 'T')hen lets make a reality show!

Okay, now you're talking. That has all sorts of possibilities.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kylon', '.')..I'm in COLLEGE, not high school...

Right. Like there's a difference in the mentality...
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