Doomer lyrics update!!
Ben Folds has recently updated the lyrics to "Rockin' the Suburbs" I think there's much for a peak oiler to enjoy in them.
let me tell y'all what it's like
watching idol with a diet rite
in a house built safe and sound
on indian burial ground, sham on
we drive our cars everyday
to and from work both ways
so we make just enough to pay
to drive our cars to work each day, hey hey
we're rockin the suburbs
around the block just one more time
we're rockin the suburbs
cause i can't tell which house is mine
we're rockin the suburbs
we part the shades and face the facts
they got better looking fescue
right across the cul de sac
hot real estate rising stars
get rich quick seminars
soap opera magazines
forty thousand watt nativity scenes
don't freak about the smoke alarm
mum left the tv dinner on
we're rockin the suburbs
from downing mews to chevy chase
we're rockin the suburbs
we numb the muscles in our face
we're rockin the suburbs
we feed the dog and mow the lawn
watching mummy bounce the checks
while daddy juggles credit cards
i can't tell which house is mine
big sis just turned 19
she's working hard in the middle east
so that we can keep the gasoline
and our forty thousand watt nativity scene
dad saw something on tv, he
thinks i might have the homo gene
and we're rockin the suburbs
everything we need is here
we're rockin the suburbs
but it wasn't here last year
we're rockin the suburbs
you'll never know when we are gone
because a timer lights the pond
and turns the cricket noises on
each night
yeah yeah
we're rockin the suburbs
yeah yeah
we're rockin the
suburbs