by Zardoz » Sun 28 May 2006, 01:30:39
My wife and I went to a pool party tonight. I got to see an example of the maxed-out, ultra-high-consumption American lifestyle at its worst.
The couple (she's a business associate of my wife) live in Redondo Beach in a giant McMansion they built four years ago. The place has it all: Three stories, four-car garage, titanic mega-kitchen (with four sinks, about 40 feet of granite counters, SubZero appliances, an Italian institutional-grade coffee grinder/maker, etc.) five bedrooms, four baths, cathedral ceilings, multiple huge flat-screen TVs, pool, hot tub, patio gas fire pit, basketball court, massive barbecue grill, patio refrigerator, patio kegerator, etc., etc.
Two drivers in the family, but three new vehicles: A Bimmer 550i, a Toyota Highlander, and a Denali with 22-inch wheels.
They've had four kids in seven years. They have two nannies to take care of them while they work. They've got a big aquarium in the family room and they just bought a Great Dane pup that already weighs 85 pounds at five months.
At the pool party they brought in two people to run a taco bar, a drink waitress, gas outdoor heaters, and a mariachi band.
These people don't fool around. They've pulled out all the stops. They've bought into the Lunatic American Dream with a vengeance.
If the worst-case PO scenarios come to pass, are these people going to be in for it, or what?
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