You know, I was starting to get worried

by **Dreamtwister** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 01:24:55

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SIGNIFICANT LEVELS OF DOOMEROSITY

I was coming home from the hardware store today, when I noticed something...odd.

There were two...let's call them "rotund" individuals, in (I'm guessing) their late 20's waiting for a bus.

THEY WERE BOTH ON RASCALS.

I stopped and watch them load their fat asses onto the bus, only to turn around and get BACK OFF THE BUS 2 blocks away. I managed to catch up with them before they had finished unloading.

I'm guessing the one was in the 450lb range, and the other was...considerably larger. They had to dismount their rascals to maneuver them onto the bus, and they were both sucking wind from the effort.

"Dreamtwister" I thought to myself, "those two won't last a month when the lights go out."

This led me to examine the other people in a new light. I started counting Rascals. 6 in four blocks. Hideously obese people - 24 in four blocks. Drug addicts - 11 in blocks. Terminally stupid people (You know the type, they're ubiquitous and you have NO IDEA how they make it through a day without falling into an open manhole) - I lost count. I came to an inescapable conclusion. The bulk of western society is too fat, lazy and stupid to survive on their own.

I used to give myself a 1 in 6 chance of survival. I think I can increase my estimate to about 1 in 2. Yay for me.

by **Doly** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 04:51:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'I') started counting Rascals. 6 in four blocks. Hideously obese people - 24 in four blocks. Drug addicts - 11 in blocks. Terminally stupid people (You know the type, they're ubiquitous and you have NO IDEA how they make it through a day without falling into an open manhole) - I lost count.

by **Grifter** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 05:00:01

What are Rascals?

And I can usually tell with 90% certainty that a particular person is a drug addict however I am sure there are drug addicts that also look normal.

by **Dreamtwister** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 12:36:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Doly', 'W')here the hell do you live? (And by the way, how do you figure whether somebody is a drug addict?)

by **UIUCstudent01** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 12:49:24

Late 20's? :shock:

Those are for old and/or disabled people!

(You know, didn't alot of people not live past 30 years of age 'back in the day 'when the human population had 12 kids and you would be lucky if half of them made it to adulthood?)

by **Grimnir** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:10:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('UIUCstudent01', '(')You know, didn't alot of people not live past 30 years of age 'back in the day 'when the human population had 12 kids and you would be lucky if half of them made it to adulthood?)

by **Dreamtwister** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:30:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('UIUCstudent01', 'L')ate 20's? :shock:

Those are for old and/or disabled people!

by **Ludi** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:29:09

This sort of thing is why I absolutely don't worry about "hordes" of people coming from the cities out into the countryside to "reap" us hicks.

City folks will stay in the cities, where food is, n stuff...

by **MyOtherID** » Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:49:50

Ludi, I've personally bookmarked your location for when I need those neat solar panels and goodies you've hoarded. You'll be seeing me one day, but you may not see me coming. :twisted:

Just joking, again. Or am I? :razz:

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