Jack, that was BRILLIANT!
I am a Deist, meaning I Am The Church Unto Myself. Most of the founding fathers of the USA were Deists, as well.
I think Lao Tzu and Siddhartha Gautama were a couple of very cool dudes. Heck, that Jesus fellah sounded like a pretty nice guy -- that is, until a bunch of politicians spin-doctored his wisdom into oblivion...
I was raised to be an Atheist. My father's dying words were: "Oh Shit!" Make of that what you will...
I am NOT an Atheist any more.
But the VAST majority of those who claim to know what God thinks are only serving their own personal agendas...
Hey, and then there's all those Politicians who claim to know what's best for us... They're only serving thier own personal agendas as well. Oh, well, The World goes to Hell, if there was one. No wait, The World already is Hell...
Deism
EDIT: response to original topic: If Satan himself came up and offered to save the world....
The world is already in the process of saving herself. From Us... Who needs Satan?
ElijahJones: Do NOT be angry with God. She gave us this world to live in, and built into this world is everything we could ever need. We're a grownup creation, on our own, to sink or swim, as we are wise or foolish.
The ultimate act of caring was creating us where we are. Only helpless children cry for more...
Good night, and good luck...