by pup55 » Sat 01 Apr 2006, 16:38:39
Do not take this advice unless you check it out first. As I always say: never take investment advice from anyone who has a job. Also note: I am singling out Vanguard but most other big mutual fund companies have similar funds you can get into, but Vanguard is good becasue the minimum on some of these funds is within the reach of the joe schmoe investor with $50K. Also, if you do the MSN Money Mutual Fund wizard, you will see that their expense ratios are low, and there is no front-end load, both of which will help your rate of return.
a. Get rid of your cars and get some cheaper ones that run that you do not owe money on. If you owe $10K on these cars, chances are your payments are approaching $600 per month, which is a wealth drainer no matter how you look at it. Also, you no doubt are paying a lot of insurance out every month. If you are "upside down" on these things, the best thing to do is probably pay them off, and start banking the $600 per month. Also, you can reduce your insurance to liability-only, which will add maybe $100 per month. Ideally, what you want is two paid-off cars that no one would want to steal, and that are cheap to run etc.
b. Take the rest of the money and put it roughly evenly in the following "peril resistant" portfolio:
VGHCX Health care investors (in case the Bird Flu hit) 6.21% increase in the last 3 months, 19% in the last year.
VGENX Vanguard Energy Investors (in case PO or another Hurricane hits) 11.41% for the last 3 months, 40% for the last year.
VGPMX Vanguard Precious Metals and Mining (economic toileting) 21.47% last three months, 67% past 12 months.
For an added kicker, think about Vanguard international Growth (to avoid US dollar issues) but the precious metal fund should hold you ok.
Note: most of the other big fund companies have similar funds, so do research on the fund group you are already in, if any, keeping in mind that you want no upfront load, and really low expense ratios, and ability to cash out and head for the hills at any moment if you want.
c. If you take $50K and do this, with an average return of 42%, and if (big if) the performance is as good in the next 12 months as it was in the last 12 months, you will make $21000, which along with the $700 per month you are saving by not making the car payments and having cheaper insurance, will give you a total of about $80K in savings in one year, and $115K in two years, if you let it ride another year, and stick your $700 per month in the fund too. Unfortunately, the Feds and the state of Utah will want their share of taxes when you cash out, so you will have to grumble a little when you do it.
But in two years, you will be able to pay off the house or sell the house and head for the hills. I guess maybe the house is worth $150: so this will give you pretty close to $250K in three years, if things are in such a state that you can cash it out then at the same amount it is worth today.
d. While you are at it, think about reducing some of your other expenses. Cut down from two brain-tumor-causing cellphones to one for emergencies, look for a broadband/telephone package that will be cheaper. We all know that Utah is the lowest per-capita smoking state, so you probably do not smoke, but if so, quit before it kills you. If you are strung out on medications prescribed to you by the pharma-medico establishment that appear to be doing nothing, wean off of them and make lifestyle changes (lose weight) that will solve most of the problems that you are taking the drugs for. Example: zocor (cholesterol drug) is about $1.50 per 40 mg dose. Your cholesterol problem will probably go away if you get down to the weight you were in high school. (note: I am not a doctor. Check with one before you do this).
Anyway, you do not know how lucky you are. You have a little seed money, and except for the cars, appear to be in a pretty good situation. The only thing you need to have is one of the three catastrophes happen, you cash in on your mutual fund, and you are off and running.