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Humor: Shocking Image

Postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 20:26:10

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Indeed shocking! 8O Let's see what you can do in PS...
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby PrairieMule » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 20:42:55

:lol: :lol:
That's no Muslim, its a Ninja!

What are you trying to do Schwein? If your not careful you will get the German Consolate in Missouri burned down by local militia!
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 20:58:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', ':')lol: :lol:
That's no Muslim, its a Ninja!

What are you trying to do Schwein? If your not careful you will get the German Consolate in Missouri burned down by local militia!
It's part of his scheme to become King of Eurasia. Godspeed King Schwein!
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 21:03:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '
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What are you trying to do Schwein? If your not careful you will get the German Consolate in Missouri burned down by local militia!


Specky-Boy is probably already on a flight to Germany to deal with this incident Mano a Mano so to speak. All I have to defend myself with is a dull butter knife so this will be an interesting matchup. I'll check the odds at Eurobet.com...
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby PrairieMule » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 21:09:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '
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What are you trying to do Schwein? If your not careful you will get the German Consolate in Missouri burned down by local militia!


Specky-Boy is probably already on a flight to Germany to deal with this incident Mano a Mano so to speak. All I have to defend myself with is a dull butter knife so this will be an interesting matchup. I'll check the odds at Eurobet.com...


Dont worry you may not have a gun but we Americans are crippled by your metric system.
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Eotyrant » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 21:27:12

Goes for pc unfunniness in wholly boring manner:

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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Schweinshaxe » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 21:55:50

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Just so you don't have to do it... :lol:
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Phil » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 23:28:44

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Re: Shocking Image

Postby SinisterBlueCat » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 23:34:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', ':')lol: :lol:
That's no Muslim, its a Ninja!

What are you trying to do Schwein? If your not careful you will get the German Consolate in Missouri burned down by local militia!
It's part of his scheme to become King of Eurasia. Godspeed King Schwein!



mmmm....*sigh*....that is my man!

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Re: Shocking Image

Postby jato » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 23:42:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')hat's no Muslim, its a Ninja!


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Re: Shocking Image

Postby gnm » Tue 07 Feb 2006, 23:51:21

ROTFLMAO!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanx folks I needed a good laugh!

Those are great!
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby lotrfan55345 » Wed 08 Feb 2006, 00:09:45

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Re: Shocking Image

Postby PrairieMule » Wed 08 Feb 2006, 12:38:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jato', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')hat's no Muslim, its a Ninja!


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Mall Security? Yikes! No wonder the talking heads can't explain the dip in retail sales. Looks like online shopping was only a symptom of a deeper problem.

On the flip side, this guy could have a future in the Border patrol.
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Tyler_JC » Wed 08 Feb 2006, 22:17:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lotrfan55345', '[')img]http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/4773/thwhyshudboiskiss25ku.gif[/img]


The sad thing is that I know where that comes from and I used to belong to that group before they closed it. :)
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Specop_007 » Thu 09 Feb 2006, 11:12:44

Nice Schwein, nice. :lol:

Just an FYI, Sig released the 55X series of rifles in America. I'll be grabbing one of those as soon as possible.
I WOULD get an HK, but they seem strangely unconcerned about selling their cool toys in America.......
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby J-Rod » Thu 09 Feb 2006, 13:10:09

I could have sworn it said this.

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Re: Shocking Image

Postby PrairieMule » Thu 09 Feb 2006, 13:44:02

Well J-rod, that doesn't surprise me. It's a tough time to be a ninja. Ever since Golan Globus studios went belly up in the early 90's their has been a vacum in direct to cable ninja movies. Even respected ninja like Sho Kosugi just got to a point of extreme saturation.

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I knew a guy I went to high school with and well call him "Jeff" went through the whole Iga nijitsu program. The physical, the written apptitude test, letters of recomendation, certification, way of the black death clan killstrike, whole nine yards. Today the guy does mall security at Willowbend mall. Not only that but the guy really let himself go and gained 20 pounds. In fact doesn't really care if anyone knows he is a ninja. Jeff blames the increase spending on elite training in the armed forces has made his skillset obsolete. On the flip side he cant get into any entry level special forces because he is too old and overqualified. He tells me recruiters tend to hem-haw but the bottom line is they are afraid he will eventually going to want to go the middle management career path(this involves a lot of backstabbing and throatcutting) thus conflicts with affirmative action on non-ninja Americans. Now this guy is always claiming Ninjas are retro and staged for a comeback, but I dont know. He still pulls out the hocus pocus smoke trick but now it's just sad because it's old hat.
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby gnm » Thu 09 Feb 2006, 16:53:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'T')he sad thing is that I know where that comes from and I used to belong to that group before they closed it. :)


So closed it as in they "closed the closet"?

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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Tyler_JC » Thu 09 Feb 2006, 16:56:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gnm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'T')he sad thing is that I know where that comes from and I used to belong to that group before they closed it. :)


So closed it as in they "closed the closet"?

:lol:
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HAHAHA

I hadn't actually mean it that way...

The group was on Myspace. It was called, "Emo Boys Who Kiss Each Other And Take Pictures of It." Every joined it as a joke. It had maybe 15,000 members.

But they closed the group because homophobes started posting hate speech and flaming the other posters. Despite the very clear wording in the site explanation that the pictures were not homoerotic but instead were...I dunno.

They restarted the group but lost much of the 500+ pic database and all of the members in the process. It was ok to be the 11000th member of that forum, but not the 5th. So it has yet to get back it's following.

Not that it really had a "following" to begin with...

I know far too much about this subject and for the sake of my respectability I'll leave it at that.
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Re: Shocking Image

Postby Schweinshaxe » Thu 09 Feb 2006, 17:45:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Specop_007', 'N')ice Schwein, nice. :lol:

Just an FYI, Sig released the 55X series of rifles in America. I'll be grabbing one of those as soon as possible.
I WOULD get an HK, but they seem strangely unconcerned about selling their cool toys in America.......


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Try the HK G3. The best weapon ever manufactured. It's a bit heavy but hey...

1. 7,62 mm NATO ammunition. Cheaper than dirt and millions of different types.
2. Very robust. You can use it as a crowbar.
3. Never jams. Not gas operated. A general overhaul once a year is enough.
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