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Mouse in My Apartment

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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:45:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'T')he new stuck mouse was just sitting there, unable to move, occasionally thrashing about.


:-x
The first one was the female, I think, because she was looking at me, stuck there, real sad like, as if to say to me, "why did you kill me? why?" The second one looked angry. Maybe that's why I clobbered it with the yardstick.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 00:03:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'T')he new stuck mouse was just sitting there, unable to move, occasionally thrashing about.


:-x
The first one was the female, I think, because she was looking at me, stuck there, real sad like, as if to say to me, "why did you kill me? why?" The second one looked angry. Maybe that's why I clobbered it with the yardstick.


you are a shit.

you also do not understand the female and male. the first one was the male..probably a fauxnews mouse who was convinced he was fighting against evil (uh, that would be you PSM) soon to be vindicated. and the second was the dame...you know, hell hath no fury, yadda, yadda. she is coming for you, through her offspring...while you sleep.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby grabby » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 00:04:41

mice carry desease and eat sewage.
You could get sick.

One man was burning trash outside and a mouse jumped out of the burning trash pile, on fire and ran under the house, in a few minutes the mans house was on fire and it burned to the ground.

this could happen to you too.

Mice are bad.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 00:10:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('grabby', '
')One man was burning trash outside and a mouse jumped out of the burning trash pile, on fire and ran under the house, in a few minutes the mans house was on fire and it burned to the ground.



You have been snoped!

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/mousefire.asp
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 00:16:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ')coming for you, through her offspring...while you sleep.
8O (see last post - mice are evil, they eat sewage and catch peoples houses on fire! calm down, overwraught sentimental sillyone - you been watching too many Disney movies)
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby grabby » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 00:59:19

It was a little sarcasm, sorry. I guerss you couldn't hear me chickling when I typed it so you didn't pick up on it.
Smell a rose and tell a joke it helps a little.

Maybe a peak mouse story would be nice.


Mice are nice. But not wild ones they really can make you sick, they can carry hanta virus, I would get rid of it.

Thanks for the snope!

I thought it was wierd. under the house is insulation and fiberglass doesn't burn. but it was funny for the moment anyway.

lets see if I can make it realistic and believable:

Mouse Thrown Into Fire Sets Home Ablaze

A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves and garbage burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse fell on some burning plastic, which stuck to him,was on fire and ran back at the house pulling the melting plastic behind hi. As he ran by Manuel, who was sitting on a rocker chair drinking some everclear, he fell backwards dropping the bottle and the mouse ran into the spilled drink bottle. This set the porch on fire underneat and two gas cans, after that it was all downlhill," Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran to just beneath a window, and the flames spread up from there and throughout the house.

No was hurt inside, but the home and everything in it was destroyed.

Unseasonably dry and windy conditions have charred more than 53,000 acres and destroyed 10 homes in southeastern New Mexico in recent weeks.

"I've seen numerous house fires," village Fire Department Capt. Jim Lyssy said, "but nothing as unique as this one."
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 01:15:49

Reminds me of radio humorist Phil Hendrie and his skit about the burning rabbits. Back when there were alot of So. Cal. brush fires a couple of years ago he did a skit about a stoner named Jeff Dowder who was camping with his friends in the mountains and dropping acid. He claims that static electricity caught the rabbits on fire as they moved super fast through the bushes and that the burning rabbits ran around setting everything on fire. (note to SBC - if she ever comes back to this thread which is doubtful - I hit the mouse with the yardstick to kill it quick, not to torture it.)
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 02:46:54

This story of the mice in my apartment has become what I thought it might become when I first posted this thread: a Morality Tale. I see, in all seriousnes, that some people are very solicitous of animals, rightfully so though it can become a matter of overzealous misplacement of moral feelings. Our PETA member may well put me on her ignore list now even though we had previously exchanged numerous friendly PMs. Others cautioned that wild mice are dangerous pests. I'm not obtuse and was considering it from all angles and thinking about these different aspects. When I went to the store to get the traps (as I figured I probably would from the start) I saw that the "humane" traps were ten times the price of a simple lethal trap. For what? to take them out into the alley and let them go to be eaten by the alley cats that live all around here? That seemed just soft-headed nonsense to me. My descriptions of the impressions given me by the trapped mice were accurate. It was unpleasant and I took no relish in it. I did what needed to be done. The fanciful and humorous aspects of the writing in this thread were just how I write and think, but killing the mice was a dirty job. That aside, we have serious problems that lie ahead. Many people are conditioned to think in ways that are sadly unrealistic. We have had it so easy for so long that hard-headed clear thinking may be impossible for too many. When I read William Catton's book Overshoot, I was profoundly shaken and disturbed by the ideas presented. I think the outcome of oil depletion is likely to be terrifying. Many of the ethical feelings of the age of plenty will not last long into the coming era.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby grabby » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:53:28

My Grandpa once said:
"Careful how you say things."

And I always give the other guy the benefit of the doubt, it is as I imagened I would gag killing a mouse too, but the ruler works, it is better than flushing it, much faster and less pain.
because It would be unwise to use a 22 in the house.

P.S. You should use clorox solutino to clean everything the rodent touched.
1 tablespoon in a quart of warm water, use gloves.
It will stain carpet however and clothes so be careful.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PrairieMule » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:55:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'R')eminds me of radio humorist Phil Hendrie and his skit about the burning rabbits. Back when there were alot of So. Cal. brush fires a couple of years ago he did a skit about a stoner named Jeff Dowder who was camping with his friends in the mountains and dropping acid. He claims that static electricity caught the rabbits on fire as they moved super fast through the bushes and that the burning rabbits ran around setting everything on fire. (note to SBC - if she ever comes back to this thread which is doubtful - I hit the mouse with the yardstick to kill it quick, not to torture it.)


I got a story for you involving rabbits and dropping acid. My Uncle Mike went to a party at Oklahoma State University thrown architecture major. I can testify because I dated a architecture major in college and Emmersombiggins is a OSU architecture grad, they are wound up tight because it's a tough program. When they cut loose it legendary. Anyways it was 1973 and My uncle went to the architecture party where everyone was dropping acid. In Goda da Vida was playing with a strobelight on. A guy in a wizard's costume comes up and screams "rabbits!". He than released 5 or six lab rabbits stolen from the Ag dept out of his wizards cloak. My uncle told me every one on acid tripped out when these rabbits flew out with the stobe lights going and the throbbing music of Iron Butterfly.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'T')his story of the mice in my apartment has become what I thought it might become when I first posted this thread: a Morality Tale. I see, in all seriousnes, that some people are very solicitous of animals, rightfully so though it can become a matter of overzealous misplacement of moral feelings. Our PETA member may well put me on her ignore list now even though we had previously exchanged numerous friendly PMs. Others cautioned that wild mice are dangerous pests. I'm not obtuse and was considering it from all angles and thinking about these different aspects. When I went to the store to get the traps (as I figured I probably would from the start) I saw that the "humane" traps were ten times the price of a simple lethal trap. For what? to take them out into the alley and let them go to be eaten by the alley cats that live all around here? That seemed just soft-headed nonsense to me. My descriptions of the impressions given me by the trapped mice were accurate. It was unpleasant and I took no relish in it. I did what needed to be done. The fanciful and humorous aspects of the writing in this thread were just how I write and think, but killing the mice was a dirty job. That aside, we have serious problems that lie ahead. Many people are conditioned to think in ways that are sadly unrealistic. We have had it so easy for so long that hard-headed clear thinking may be impossible for too many. When I read William Catton's book Overshoot, I was profoundly shaken and disturbed by the ideas presented. I think the outcome of oil depletion is likely to be terrifying. Many of the ethical feelings of the age of plenty will not last long into the coming era.


PMS I will never put you on ignore, I enjoy the banter to much! :-D

Seriously though, I do not have a problem with death, it is suffering that be my big complaint. I do not want mice sharing my abode, so I have a cat that dispatches them frequently and with amazing skill...as it should be.

no cat? Then the snap traps are the way to go..it is the sticking to the glue, unable to free itself for hours on end as it slowly dies is what I cannot accept.

I have worked with animals all of my life. big ones, little ones, two legs, four legs and the occasional tripod, and I have seen a lot of them die. When their time comes, I can cool with that. I eat meat. I am not opposed to proper hunting.

But I have seen animals suffer. I have had many people tell me that they are not really suffering, they do not understand suffering, I am only projecting my feelings onto the animal. To me, this is the apex of human arrogance, only 2nd to the notion that some god created us in his image and created all of the heavens and the earth for us...uh yeah right

the look in a horse's eye that goes from terror to agony as it's head is tied tight to side and one leg bound up tight is very real.

Call me a bleeding heart, but as I always say...if I am wrong an animals do not really understand suffering, the it is no harm no foul...but if animal abusers are wrong and they do...then that is a very terrible thing.

My feelings are not unrealistic...and I think it is because so many people do not have the same feelings is part and parcel with why we are finding ourselves in the mess we are in!
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:45:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '
')I have worked with animals all of my life. big ones, little ones, two legs, four legs and the occasional tripod,
there's tripedal critters? Do they have big, dark, almond shaped eyes? space helmets?
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PrairieMule » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:52:30

When I see a rat slowly dying from poison in the barn I'll make it quick. Sometimes you got to "Cowboy Up" and do the right thing. Even a rat deserves mercy.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:01:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '
')I have worked with animals all of my life. big ones, little ones, two legs, four legs and the occasional tripod,
there's tripedal critters? Do they have big, dark, almond shaped eyes? space helmets?


hehe, every once and a while you get a cat or dog born without a full fourth leg.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:04:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'W')hen I see a rat slowly dying from poison in the barn I'll make it quick. Sometimes you got to "Cowboy Up" and do the right thing. Even a rat deserves mercy.
Yeah, shoot it with your crossbow! ha ha! Don't miss or your barn will come down around your head and you'll both be goners.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby Specop_007 » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:09:42

Killit, unless you like the possiblity of catching Hantavirus.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PrairieMule » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:22:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'W')hen I see a rat slowly dying from poison in the barn I'll make it quick. Sometimes you got to "Cowboy Up" and do the right thing. Even a rat deserves mercy.
Yeah, shoot it with your crossbow! ha ha! Don't miss or your barn will come down around your head and you'll both be goners.


Then I would be immortalized as urban legend: Man Shoots rat with crossbow-misses and causes barn to collapse.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:00:36

AAAArrrgh! There is yet another grown mouse! I just saw it shoot down into the stove. This means WAR. :x
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby crapattack » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:11:17

This is WAR. Tape all the cracks around windows and exits, all but the front door. Cover your apartment in peanut butter to draw them out. While they are munching away GAS THEM ALL to death. Stay in a hotel overnight.
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Re: Mouse in My Apartment

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:16:14

I was thinking more of putting a bunch of glue plates all around. I got two of them so easily that this line of attack can still be followed for a while. If I have to escalate the War of the Mice further I will. Gotta "Stay the Course!" I am human and I have technology on my side. I won't negotiate with terrorist mice.
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