Wit and Wisdom of The Simpsons

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Tue 20 Dec 2005, 15:13:57

Aint the internet somethin'! Here's Mrs. Crabapple trying to seduce Lisa's subtitute teacher:

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Fri 06 Jan 2006, 14:56:53

Homer wags his finger and sez, 'you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is never to try!' I saw a student wearing this on a shirt. Now that's post-modern TV!

by **emersonbiggins** » Fri 06 Jan 2006, 15:10:41

Most apt PO quote for Joe Sixpacks from Homer in episode "Two Bad Neighbors," in which George H.W. Bush moves in across from the Simpsons:

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')Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more
if I were President? 'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy.
Marge: Homey, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
[kisses him]
Homer: Well, you can always depend on that.

by **SinisterBlueCat** » Fri 06 Jan 2006, 20:53:10

"you don't make friends with salad..."

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