[OilMan]

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WANTED

This man has been on the loose for several months and I am here to put a stop to his rampage on society. I work at a local oil rig, and I saw him "pocket" some oil "after hours" when nobody was around. (Good thing I installed security cameras the night before, Heh) Anyways lets cut to the chase. A day later I saw im covered in oil which to me was very suspicious. I mean, who has oil staind pockets? Anyways can anybody please help find this man and put him where he belongs, behind bars!

REWARD = Free oil for a year

[PrairieMule]

Havn't seen him but I know the type. Man like this will get every drop he can so he can manufacture his own paxil CR with the synthetics derived from oil. Nothing else will give a person such a a shit eating grin like that. I'll bet the cretin sythesizes it right in generic brand sugared cereal purchased at Wal-mart and has access to the oil recycling dump outside the Lube express.

Today it's oil tommorow it's Vulcanized rubber.

[OilMan]

Any updates on this scoundrel?