[PenultimateManStanding]

I was watching that show once when there appeared this woman who weighed maybe 280 pounds, with big hair, lots of cheap makeup, a skimpy hooker outfit and a perpetual grin of confidence. Her message was that she was what men want. Her certainty and confidence were unshakeable. The women in the audience were livid with rage and trying to tell the bitch she's ugly, but nothing could wipe that grin of confidence off of the ugly tramp's face. Funny show.

[Eli]

Pen I am so sorry to hear that,
it must have been terribly embarrassing for you to watch your own mother humiliate and debase herself on national TV like that.

[PenultimateManStanding]

I think maybe you misunderstood the van down by the river bit, Eli. It was only meant to be a joke.

[Eli]

Yeah Pen I am sorry about that I went straight for the Mother jokes which is really low brow.

Hey and my van is nice it has wall to wall shag carpet and everything and once you get past the smell of the sewer treatment plant the river is a nice place to live.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', ' ')really low brow.

[Eli]

Jerry Springer is awful he is a true scum bag.

If a Buddhist monk was forced to watch his show for 24 hours straight, he would pick up an AK-47 and start shooting while screaming "kill em all and let God sort em out!"

Jerry Springer is required viewing for all those who believe in the brotherhood of man.

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', 'J')erry Springer is awful he is a true scum bag.

[Eli]

Yeah but he is both a pimp and a whore for the worst of the worst while I agree he does not take it seriously that in away makes it worse.

He would put nude retarded midget lesbian mud wrestling on his show ( maybe he has already?) if he thought it would help is ratings.

The fact that he does it all in the name of money makes it all that much worse. I see nothing admirable about exploiting fellow human beings for profit even if they are retarded lesbian midgets who enjoy mud wrestling.

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', ' ')I see nothing admirable about exploiting fellow human beings for profit even if they are retarded lesbian midgets who enjoy mud wrestling.

[Eli]

OK Jerry Springer provides other wise unemployable retarded midget lesbians gainful employment.

I still don't care for him personally and I would never watch his show unless of course he had strippers on which is every other show I believe.

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', 'O')K Jerry Springer provides other wise unemployable retarded midget lesbians gainful employment.

I still don't care for him personally and I would never watch his show unless of course he had strippers on which is every other show I believe.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', '
')I assume you guys up in Tulsa have a stripclub called "Night Trips". My bachelor party was on the same night that they had MIDGET STRIPPERS at Night Trips in OKC. The line was out the door and wrapped around the building. Funniest shit I'd ever seen. One of my friends is dating one right now.

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'T')he line went around the block for midget strippers? Sound like something from the Weimar Republic. These are the last days for sure.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', '
')Decadent empire, my friend. Wasn't the first, and won't be the last.

[BabyPeanut]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', '
')Decadent empire, my friend. Wasn't the first, and won't be the last.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BabyPeanut', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', '
')Decadent empire, my friend. Wasn't the first, and won't be the last.