[BabyPeanut]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')url=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1852085,00.html]Rock star pastor is electrocuted as he conducts baptism service (link)[/url]
From Chris Ayres in Los Angeles
A PASTOR in Texas has been killed by an electric shock after grabbing a microphone while performing a baptism in water.

The Rev Kyle Lake, 33, was partly submerged at University Baptist Church in Waco — only 14 miles from President Bush’s Crawford ranch — while baptising a woman in front of 800 people. He reached out to adjust a microphone when he was killed.

[jaws]

It's like God reached out to smithe him.

[threadbear]

Holy Smokes!

[rogerhb]

Poached preaching pastor.

You can imaging the scene rather like Michealangelo's picture in the Sistine Chapel of god giving life to Adam with the spark, where Adam is reaching out.... tz-tzz-tzzz-tzzz.

[NEOPO]

shhhhh Karma is watching

[threadbear]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('rogerhb', 'P')oached preaching pastor.

You can imaging the scene rather like Michealangelo's picture in the Sistine Chapel of god giving life to Adam with the spark, where Adam is reaching out.... tz-tzz-tzzz-tzzz.

[rogerhb]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'P')astor poached then possibly pickled for preservation by pining parishoners?

[rogerhb]

Pope publicly proclaimed parson a paragon of purity.

[threadbear]

Roger--

Poster with penchant for p's proclaimed precious!

[PenultimateManStanding]

Powerful Potential puts preacher packing - pertpetual perdition! Panic plus puking parishioners produces plenty pissed pants. People ponder poignant point: perhaps pious platitudes provide paltry protection.

[Chaparral]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BabyPeanut', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')url=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1852085,00.html]Rock star pastor is electrocuted as he conducts baptism service (link)[/url]
From Chris Ayres in Los Angeles
A PASTOR in Texas has been killed by an electric shock after grabbing a microphone while performing a baptism in water.

The Rev Kyle Lake, 33, was partly submerged at University Baptist Church in Waco — only 14 miles from President Bush’s Crawford ranch — while baptising a woman in front of 800 people. He reached out to adjust a microphone when he was killed.

[Specop_007]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('rogerhb', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'P')astor poached then possibly pickled for preservation by pining parishoners?

[untothislast]

Why is it that God always seems to want to kill those people who actually believe in him, while they're gathered in his own house of worship? Over the years, I've lost count of the number of instances of steeples collapsing; roofs falling in; organists being hit by lightning etc - all usually leading to sundry fatalities amongst the congregations in attendance.
If he does exist, he's obviously a bit of a curmudgeon - or gets bored very easily.

[MacG]

Baptists? The ones running this wet t-shirt thing?

[rogerhb]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Chaparral', 'O')hm my God! Poor fellow was conducting more than just a baptism! Anode things are getting crazy but this is simply shocking! Watt is this world coming to? It strains my capacitance to absorb these sorrowful happenings. Please tell me things cathodely get better. I'm gone faraday and return to find this in the current events! Hopefully the parishoners were all discharged without any of them getting hertz.

[threadbear]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'P')owerful Potential puts preacher packing - pertpetual perdition! Panic plus puking parishioners produces plenty pissed pants. People ponder poignant point: perhaps pious platitudes provide paltry protection.

[fossilnut2]

And the nominees for the Darwin Award for 2005 are.....

[rogerhb]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'P')owerful Potential puts preacher packing - pertpetual perdition! Panic plus puking parishioners produces plenty pissed pants. People ponder poignant point: perhaps pious platitudes provide paltry protection.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('rogerhb', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'P')owerful Potential puts preacher packing - pertpetual perdition! Panic plus puking parishioners produces plenty pissed pants. People ponder poignant point: perhaps pious platitudes provide paltry protection.

[rogerhb]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('\"PenultimateManStanding', 'P')erpetual Perdition! Powerful potential plants preachy pastor!