[Onyered]

In reading through many of the posts on this forum I have found that many are very concerned about the survival of the lifestyles they have grown to love, in the face of Peak Oil. Many express dismay over the very prospect of living on in a world without all the modern conveniences to which we have all grown accustomed. Many have also expressed dismay over the direction of the U.S. and the policies of President Bush.

Most are outraged and feel the need to “do something”. With that fact in mind I feel that the time has come for a new organization. An organization dedicated to helping people do something now!

CHUMPs (Concerned Humans Under Massive Pressure) gives you the opportunity to take action for the good of the earth and their fellow man.

As a founding member of CHUMPS you will have the chance to have your name written large in the Big Book of CHUMPs.

Endowment members (Recruit 10) will have their name written large in the Big Book of CHUMPs in stylish red letters.

Look for complete details soon at a thermal depolymerisation plant near you.

So, show you care, be the first on your block to be a CHUMP.

Personal Note: Sadly someone has to undertake to “write names large” in the Big Book of CHUMPs, and as much as I regret the fact, I have made it my mission to “vow to endeavor to persevere” and live on in misery and complete this service to my fellow man.