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What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Byron100 » Thu 15 Sep 2005, 19:15:13

First of all, please don't take this too seriously, as I'm doing this for fun, and hopefully it'll be fun for others too :)

If I was President of the U.S. (or dictator, I should say..LOL :twisted: )

The first thing I would do once I was sworn into office is to announce to the nation that our way of life is totally unsustainable and in order to insure the future survival of the nation (and the world, for that matter), we will have to embark on a drastically different course than we have been on for the past few decades. I would pull a Ross Perot and do the chart presentation on TV so that even children can clearly understand what is coming, not so much in the way of P.O., but rather our unsustainable consumerist way of life.

On my second full day in office, I would undertake these actions:

End all overseas military conflict, effective immediately. Time to bring our sons and daughers home, ASAP.

Nationalize the nation's healthcare system, effective immediately. Apologies to shareholders of health insurance companies, as we will have a single-payer system on par with Canada and the Europe and therefore we won't need them anymore.

Nationalize the nation's oil companies, effective immediately. All profits from the sale and distribution of energy resources will now flow to the goverment, solely dedicated to developing a national alternative energy and transporation system. Again, apologies to the shareholders of these companies... :razz: (remember, you're not supposed to take me too seriously here...)

On the third day of office, I would herefore announce a War on Debt. I would urge Congress to expediately pass laws strictly limiting the kinds and amount of debt available to Americans, such as ultra-low credit card limits (with payoff terms of one year or less), mandatory 20% down payment for all home loans, and no interest deductions for homes above a certain size (say 2000 square feet.) Car loans would be restricted to two years or less, and only for autos that get more than 40 mpg. I would also buy a billion dollars of TV and radio advertising every three months for the next two years to illustrate the futility of our current consumerist lifestyle and what we must do to create a sustainable way of living that will preserve the Earth for all future generations. Apologies to those unfortunates who have shares in Walmart and other "big box" retailers Looks like those guys aren't long for the world.

On the fourth day of office, I would call up all the leaders of nations that have ratified the Koyoto Protocol, not to tell them that we'd like to join in, but it's not nearly enough and we need to do much more...and China, yes that means you too. You want us to buy your products, you better play ball...

On the fifth day of office, I would announce our "Balanced Trade" policy. What this means is we will not import any more than we export, and import tariffs will hencefore be adjusted on a quarterly basics to reduce demand for all imported products (this includes oil as well) until such time balanced trade is achieved, preferably in a year or less, but perhaps a bit longer so we have time to restart all those closed factories to produce those things that we *really* need.

On the sixth day of office, I would announce a whole raft of initatives, such as Equal Education (no more substandard schools), Rail First, and Small Farmers First. Apologies to shareholders of ConAgra and Archer Daniels Midland. Looks like we won't need you anymore either.

7th day...time to take a break!

I'll open it up for the rest of ya...what would you do if you were U.S. President or leader of your respective nation?

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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby smiley » Thu 15 Sep 2005, 19:20:49

Actually I would do the same as the current one.

Go on holiday indefinitely. Let them sort it out themselves.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Bedevere » Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:08:19

On the eighth day you would be assasinated as you were riding in the back of a limousine in Dallas. The vice president would be sworn in, whose first order of business would be to reverse everything you did on the previous seven days.

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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby whiteknight » Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:00:59

If I were prez...

I would resign after channeling as much money to my secret cayman island accounts as I could.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby rogerhb » Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:31:38

I'd divert attention away from the fact that I wasn't born in the USA by invading the country of my birth.

Then I would say that the state of emergency announced on March 9th, 1933 was over and sell everyone their gold back at the rate that it was bought for in 1933.

I'd then strengthen the constitution by saying that you it was no longer your right to bear arms, it was compulsory.

I would then leave PDQ to watch the civil war by satellite coverage.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby katkinkate » Fri 16 Sep 2005, 23:25:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Byron100', 'F')irst of all, please don't take this too seriously, as I'm doing this for fun, and hopefully it'll be fun for others too :)

If I was President of the U.S. (or dictator, I should say..LOL :twisted: )

The first thing I would do once I was sworn into office is to announce to the nation that our way of life is totally unsustainable and in order to insure the future survival of the nation (and the world, for that matter), we will have to embark on a drastically different course than we have been on for the past few decades. ......


I agree in the main with your basic plan, however I think I would slot in before all this a week of getting fitted for a custom kevlar body suit with bullet proof glass helmet for when in public (order 3 or 4 so you would be able to wear a fresh one daily), hiring body guards from my own budget so they would be loyal to me and no-one else (paying them enough to discourage taking bribes), arranging a bullet-proof 'popemobile' type vehicle (diesel/hybrid of course) and a large bunker-style underground office in a secret location from which I would run the country. :roll:
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby k_semler » Sat 17 Sep 2005, 04:06:32

If given executive authority to do only 1 specific thing, I would repeal the 1934 NFA, and all subsequent laws.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Specop_007 » Sat 17 Sep 2005, 04:36:37

Hmmm....
Well, first I'd nuke China.
Then I'd nuke the rest of Asia.
Then I'd nuke Russia.
Then I'd nuke South America.
Then I'd smal yield tactical nuke Europe.

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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Kooka » Sat 17 Sep 2005, 12:22:37

Hmmm....

Secured our border to the south; deport everyone with a criminal record; immediately stop immigration for the time being (except those with big kahunas, lest we have nothing to use for target practice); re-evaluate higher education policies - especially those concerning foreigners at our universities; turn over the rest of the duties to my DH so I can get back to the woodstove and make muffins :-D
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 17 Sep 2005, 14:11:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kooka', 'H')mmm....
turn over the rest of the duties to my DH so I can get back to the woodstove and make muffins :-D
mmmm.. muffins. There probably isn't much that can be done now. apres moi, le deluge would be my motto.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby oiless » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 00:28:54

I'd ship Spec off to Guantanamo Bay, to visit with the muslim prisoners, then in a few days I'd ship them all home.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Tyler_JC » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 00:46:28

Day One, get rid of the Federal Reserve, replace it with real banking.

Day Two, slash corporate welfare and airline subsidies.

Day Three, eliminate the Department of Homeland Security.

Day Four, get our troops out of Korea and send them to Iraq to finish the job.

Day Five, change the tax code...dramatically (I don't feel like listing how the new one would work).

Day Six, create a balanced budget amendment

Day Seven, get rid of the "assualt weapons" ban

Day Eight, establish a national death penalty for mass murderers and serial rapists

Day Nine, end all funding for public housing and end the war on drugs.

Day Ten, visit the UN and tell the rest of the world about Peak Oil.

Day Eleven, drink vodka and play cards with Dick Cheney, Specop, Jack, and Aaron. (My vice president, secretary of state, secretary of defense, and secretary for everything else respectively).
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 01:05:38

Am I invited to your party?
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby k_semler » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 01:51:09

Psst. You do realize that the 1994 AWB did expire last year at 0:01:00 on Sept 13. Now the only firearms laws regarding aesthetics, (not function), is 18 USC § 922(r), 18 USC § 925(d)(3), and 27 CFR § 478.39.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 02:09:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', 'P')sst. You do realize that the 1994 AWB did expire last year at 0:01:00 on Sept 13. Now the only firearms laws regarding aesthetics, (not function), is 18 USC § 922(r), 18 USC § 925(d)(3), and 27 CFR § 478.39.
Say what?
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 02:21:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kooka', 'H')mmm....
turn over the rest of the duties to my DH so I can get back to the woodstove and make muffins :-D
mmmm.. muffins. There probably isn't much that can be done now. apres moi, le deluge would be my motto.
"Let them eat muffins"
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby k_semler » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 02:35:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', 'P')sst. You do realize that the 1994 AWB did expire last year at 0:01:00 on Sept 13. Now the only firearms laws regarding aesthetics, (not function), is 18 USC § 922(r), 18 USC § 925(d)(3), and 27 CFR § 478.39.
Say what?


$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'D')ay Seven, get rid of the "assualt weapons" ban
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 03:08:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '
')Day Four, get our troops out of Korea and send them to Iraq to finish the job.
Day Three and a half: Figure out what the "job" is.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 03:14:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', 'P')sst. You do realize that the 1994 AWB did expire last year at 0:01:00 on Sept 13. Now the only firearms laws regarding aesthetics, (not function), is 18 USC § 922(r), 18 USC § 925(d)(3), and 27 CFR § 478.39.
Say what?
I think he means that the trigger-happy gun-nuts are free to go crazy now.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were President?

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Sun 18 Sep 2005, 03:15:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Byron100', 'F')irst of all, please don't take this too seriously, as I'm doing this for fun, and hopefully it'll be fun for others too :)

If I was President of the U.S. (or dictator, I should say..LOL :twisted: )

Shoot the vice President and then commit suicide. That's if I was trans-whatevered into GWB's brain. Maybe that's not what you meant tho'.
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