[doufus]

Yeh, there is another way.

For those who walk a different path I propose:

1. A woman with large breasts. This may sound silly but the truth is that this will maximise the survival of my future offspring. Plus there will be no TV.
Technically she isn't stuffable into a bug out bag (although some shops have
these too) but I couldn't leave home without her.

2. Cut down elephant gun. There's no point in me getting into a gunfight
with AR-15s. I can't shoot for shit. But this thing will frightent the crap
out of anyone at close range and might even convince them i know
what I'm doing. After TSHTF i can use the barrel for a bong.

3. Trolley load of beer. Not very portable. But if i get cornered i
can trade it for my life after they laugh at my elephant gun and
reject my woman with large breasts.

4. Boxes of salted pork rind. Not very nutritious but a mouthful
tells u that you don't need to eat again for 48 hrs. Yes they make
you very thirsty which is why i have my trolley of beer.

5. Book of SAS/Greenberet/Commando survival tactics. I won't be
able to read this with broken glasses by torchlight but it would be
very funny and help break the monotony of large breasted women. At
some point I could probably use it to wipe my arse as well.

See...there are alternatives. You just need to think laterally.

[Specop_007]

Non violent....Elephant gun?

I'd rather get shot by a current military rifle then a damned elephant gun.

[whiteknight]

Hey Doof... can I call you Doof? Anyhow.

Whats your deal? I have read several of your posts regarding this topic and I realy dont get you. Whats the problem with folks being prepared for various eventualities? Isnt that what this site is all about? Mind you prepardness for the eventuialities resulting from one event, but still preparedness is the theme... Bitching about the topic of preparedness here is like going to an NFL site and bitching about the discusion of quarterbacks...

Would you honestly try and argue that the people evacuatiing New Orleans would have been worse off if they had kept a box of MRE's into the trunks of their cars? Would the family eating a cold rotting turkey have been worse off if they had kept a case of canned beef stew and a can opener in the attic they wound up living in? Do you realy think a backpack filled with various useful items and a few days worth of food woudl have caused harm to anyone?

I know you have a bug up your butt about guns. Makes sense, the media realy plays up the "guns bad" thing. I however am from a small rural area where guns are as common as cars and pickup trucks. I had a shotgun of my own before I had a truck of my own. We had nonexistant murder and gun violence rates where I grew up in sharp contrast to the places with strict gun laws where they have much higher rates. So I realy dont understand your problems with guns.

[doufus]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('whiteknight', 'H')ey Doof... can I call you Doof? Anyhow.

Whats your deal? ... So I realy dont understand your problems with guns.

[whiteknight]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('doufus', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('whiteknight', 'H')ey Doof... can I call you Doof? Anyhow.

Whats your deal? ... So I realy dont understand your problems with guns.