[PenultimateManStanding]

A bug flew into my nose. I reached in with my thumbnail and got it out. There it was embedded in snot. God's plan is not clear to us but sometimes it seems so amazing. Our whole Civilization is about to get embedded in snot. I think that we've got to find a way to get out of the snot.

[Free]

The more we try to get out of the snot, the more snot we produce. It's called entropy. Embrace chaos - no other choice.

[Petro]

Snot is your friend. Embrace the snot.
All bow down to snot! All be upstanding...for snot.

[aflurry]

I, for one, welcome our new snot overlord.

[Petro]

I pulled a huge plug of snot out of my nose the other day...put it in my palm...rolled it until it resembled a wadd of glue...stuck it to the window...seems there should be a practical application for snot balls...

[cynthia]

In Chinese medicine, the nose is the proverbial flue to the colon.
As above, so below.

[Petro]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynthia', 'I')n Chinese medicine, the nose is the proverbial flue to the colon.
As above, so below.

[Chocky]

Did you know eating snot can boost the immune system? It's what they say. I don't fancy it myself, but there you go...

[Petro]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Chocky', 'D')id you know eating snot can boost the immune system? It's what they say. I don't fancy it myself, but there you go...

[aldente]

[Dukat_Reloaded]

I used to pick my nose and eat it all the time when I was kid, I only stopped because my grandfather could clip me over the head a shout "DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE" constantly.

[I_Like_Plants]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Petro', '
')McSnot
BK-Broiler Snot
Big-Snot-Burger
Snotty Fries (Super Snotty Fries)
Super Snot
Super Snot Shakes
Snot Smoothies
Chalupas (w/snot and xtra cheese)
Just Snot
Just Snot (diet)
Adkins Snot
South Beach Snot
31 (snot) Flavors
Taco Bell (and snot)
Quizno's Grilled Snot Sandwiches

[PenultimateManStanding]

No, this is snot the one I was looking for. It's fun, though, to see old poster names of people who have moved on and some who have stuck around.

[killJOY]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PMS', 'A') Bug Flew Into My Nose

A Bug flew into my Nose --
I reached in with my Thumbnail
And got it out.

There it was, embedded in Snot.
God's Plan is not clear to us --
But sometimes it seems so amazing.

Our whole Civilization --
Is about to get embedded in Snot --
I think that we've got to find
A way to get out of the Snot.

[PenultimateManStanding]

Hey, man, I was at the top of my game when I posted this one. I didn't realize it until it was artfully arranged.

[killJOY]

for comparison's sake:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') heard a Fly buzz – when I died -
The Stillness in the Room
Was like the Stillness in the Air -
Between the Heaves of Storm -

The Eyes around – had wrung them dry -
And Breaths were gathering firm
For that last Onset – when the King
Be witnessed – in the Room -

[PenultimateManStanding]

Damn, man, you spoiled it. You had to go and show me a real poet, someone who invested her soul into it. . .

I'm just posting as a kind of cheap performance art. Juggling oranges.

[gnm]

Beautiful work PMS!

You know what I hate? GNATS! What the hell is their purpose? I mean, I can understand when a mosquito tries to suck my blood or a fly tries to absorb filth off my skin but why do those goddamn G-nats fly into every orifice for no particular reason other than to swim in sweat and die?!



-G

[FreakOil]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gnm', 'b')ut why do those goddamn G-nats fly into every orifice for no particular reason other than to swim in sweat and die?!

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gnm', 'B')eautiful work PMS!