An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking
for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both
looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We just took an asshole
out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country was looking
for work the next day!"
