Lately I've been expecting -- Apocalypse Now meets The Day After Tomorrow -- throw in a Duck and Cover film from the 50's and toss with a light sweet crude:
Opening Scene from:
Apocaplypse! Duck!
*the scene: deep within a quiet war room, various lights flickering on a world map show increasing pandemonium outside*
Bush: Professor, I think it's time you got out of there.
Cheney: I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Bush: What can we do?
Rove: Save as many as you can *pointing to the oil fields*.
Nader: Never get out of the boat. Absolutely g*ddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Cheney got off the boat. He split from the whole f*ckin' program.
Kerry: They were gonna make me a major for this, and I wasn't even in their f*ckin' army anymore.
Fox News: We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.
Turtle Bert: Duck and Cover!
But I'm hoping for a nice Dr. Who episode where will get rid of the Daleks for the time being followed by a Richard Simmons approach to the environment/resources -- peppy, yet annoyingly effective.
