[theluckycountry]

Musk has said that Tesla aims to start production of the Optimus bot toward the end of 2026

Oh, a delay? Another delay?





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[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'M')usk has said that Tesla aims to start production of the Optimus bot toward the end of 2026

[theluckycountry]

Tesla is more than EV's alright, it's one giant grift that only makes money for the insiders.

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'T')esla is more than EV's alright......

[theluckycountry]

The future of robotics

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'T')he future of robotics.....

[theluckycountry]

Tesla’s Robot Is Utterly Pathetic
Trillion-dollar oportunity? Yeah right.

We are all getting a bit tired of Musk’s nonsense by now. Like an inadequate child claiming his dead-beat dad is actually an astronaut, he has been spouting demonstrably false techno-fantasies for decades now. Sure, he paid overworked engineers to produce EVs and self-landing rockets, but these concepts were already proven to work in the 90s. Everything else which falls out of his mouth, from Mars bound rockets, to vacuum trains, to self driving cars, to even his video game ability is all pure weapons grade bullshit.

However, one example of his hogwash stands heads and shoulders above the rest: Tesla’s AI-powered robot, Optimus. Musk claims it will cost $30,000 when it eventually hits the market, and will rake in trillions of dollars as it replaces workforces across the globe. Musk couldn’t be more wrong if he tried, and this is yet more evidence he should stay off the drugs and fire the yes-men.

Let’s start with a recent video Tesla shared of Optimus, seemingly showing significant progress. Past versions have done nothing but shuffle around like my nan waiting for a hip replacement, or be puppeteered by interns functioning on nothing but coffee and desperation. A far cry from the do-it-all robot Musk promised. But this video showed Optimus doing a very jumpy dance while tethered to the ceiling (watch it here), before it stops abruptly, seemingly because it was about to tip over backwards. Such a manoeuvre is incredibly difficult and is a giant leap forward from where Optimus was just a few months ago.

But, this is only impressive if you live your life in the Musk bubble. Optimus isn’t even catching up to the competition in the real world. Over a decade ago, Honda’s ASIMO was doing far more controlled hops and jumps, totally untethered...
https://wlockett.medium.com/teslas-robo ... 5874848eb6

Useless form factor»: Tesla Optimus exec thinks humanoid robots are superfluous
https://itc.ua/en/news/useless-form-fac ... perfluous/


No it won't be like in the movies Karen, those are movies.

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', '[')b]Tesla’s Robot Is Utterly Pathetic

[theluckycountry]

[theluckycountry]

Your robot, your chattel. I wonder why Elon, the South African, made them black?

[theluckycountry]

Toby be a good boy for Massa, yoosa see.

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'Y')our robot, your chattel. I wonder why Elon, the South African, made them black?

[theluckycountry]

I'm really surprised no one has called musk out over his raciss robot. It so blatant. A black slave in a white shirt, typical South African Racist.






Whites liked to dress their slaves in White, it make them look more civilized, especially the porch ******* It make them easier to spot too.

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'I')'m really surprised no one has called musk out over his raciss robot.

[theluckycountry]

But we don't have to worry, they'll never be deployed en-mass. Too expensive, and ultimately, too useless

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'B')ut we don't have to worry, they'll never be deployed en-mass.

[theluckycountry]

Tesla has paused mass production plans for its Optimus humanoid robot to implement a major redesign, primarily to address critical hardware and software challenges. The company has not officially stated that production is permanently halted, but rather that it is on a temporary "strategic pause" for upgrades.

Why redesign it?

Oh I get it. Yeah, back to the drawing board

[AdamB]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('theluckycountry', 'T')esla has paused mass production plans for its Optimus humanoid robot to implement a major redesign, primarily to address critical hardware and software challenges.

[theluckycountry]

When your car sales are in the toilet and your robot factory is closed until further notice, you have to keep the bullshit flowing thick and fast so as the disciples don't wander off to other churches.

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')In a far reaching vision for preserving human wisdom against existential threats, Elon Musk described his xAI venture’s Grokipedia as an indestructible archive destined for the Moon, Mars, and beyond.

[theluckycountry]

Over to you troll boy