[onlooker]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I') like hanging out with my Grandson. He asked me recently if I knew how to make animal noises,
and I assured him I had a vast repertoire of them but could not do all of them. He asked if I could do
a simple one like a toad. "Croak, Croak" I blurted out, only to find him jumping up and down and pumping his fist in the air with a huge grin on his face. I asked him if my toad sound was really that good and he said:

"Mom said once you croak we are getting a new car and going to Disneyland."

[Newfie]

Yeah, definitely the same attitude in my house!

Or....as my Daughter says...."To the home old man, to the home".

[Keith_McClary]

Dilbert

[onlooker]

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[onlooker]

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[davep]

There are rumours Turkey has shot down a Russian fighter jet. I don't know how true they are.

But it would be a pain in the butt if they decide on Armageddon while I'm in London for two weeks, rather than at the doomstead

[AgentR11]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('davep', 'T')here are rumours Turkey has shot down a Russian fighter jet. I don't know how true they are.

[onlooker]

Certainly, they would chose nuclear Armageddon rather than zombie re-runs. haha.

[Keith_McClary]

Visualize Your Contribution To Society - October 15, 2015

[Keith_McClary]

Luxury Communal End-of-the-World Shelters
For disaster preppers who don't want to do the prep (and have 4-star tastes)
BY RAIN NOE - OCT 12

[onlooker]

If you were a doctor and we were the patient, what's your prognosis? 1000 years? 2000 years?"
"A person has already been born who will die due to catastrophic failure of the planet."
"What did he just say?"
"Okay, can you expand on that?"
"Sure. The last time there was this much CO2 in the air, the oceans were 80 feet higher than they are now. Two things you have to know. Half of the world's population lives within 120 miles of the ocean."
"And the other thing?"
"Humans can't breathe under water."

[onlooker]

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[onlooker]

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[Rod_Cloutier]

The Archdruid has this to say about toothbrushes that now connect to the internet:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')hy would anyone connect their refrigerator, their home security system, and -- gods help us, this is real -- their toothbrush to the internet? It seems fantastically stupid to me: "Hey, let me surrender every last scrap of privacy, security, and autonomy to a global network riddled with theft, espionage, sabotage, corruption, and the distilled essence of human nastiness -- what could possibly go wrong?" Some things just beg for a response from Darwinian evolution

[Keith_McClary]

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[KaiserJeep]

[Shaved Monkey]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Keith_McClary', '[')url=http://www.core77.com/posts/41622/Luxury-Communal-End-of-the-World-Shelters]Luxury Communal End-of-the-World Shelters[/url]
For disaster preppers who don't want to do the prep (and have 4-star tastes)
BY RAIN NOE - OCT 12

[Pops]

They have little popcorn cup holders on the theatre seats,
so the end will be televised after all!

[Subjectivist]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'T')hey have little popcorn cup holders on the theatre seats,
so the end will be televised after all!