by Cog » Sat 08 Aug 2015, 09:55:23
No this thread is not about global warming and minimum ice extent in the Arctic. This thread is much more important than those things.
Yesterday I decided to stop in at a Dollar General store on my way back from a out of town consulting job. I had worked a lot of hours this week and was not in the greatest of moods. Just wanted to get home. Anyway, I stop in at the store to buy some pencils. I get in line behind this land whale and her land whalette daughter.
I'm not paying much attention until the clerk calls the manager over to help with the transaction. The land whale is trying to buy ice with her EBT card and this gets erroneously charged to her debit card. Now this particular scenario has my full attention. I'm thinking "WTF, you can buy ice with an food stamp card"?
The manger tries to untangle this mess for a couple of minutes while I a am slowly building up a full blown firestorm in my head. I had just busted my ass on my job, out of town for a week, and this land whale and her crotch fruit are buying $%&!! ice on my dime. No longer willing to let this drama continue, I summon up my best ex-military command voice and say, "I will buy her ice if we can just get this damn line to move".
The clerk, the manager, and all around stare at me as if I had committed the ultimate heresy. I called out a member of the free stuff army. At this point the manger opened a second line and asked me to step down to it and check-out. I did so, got my purchase and left. All the way home, I am stewing about the utter wrongness about me busting my hump earning a living while some land whale and her brood buy frigging ice with a EBT card.
This country is doomed and I see it more everyday. And yes, I did some checking and you can buy ice with an EBT card. Haven't any of these people heard of ice trays?