[julianj]

A new scientific breakthrough has occurred. I have discovered a new form of energy called F-Point Energy which will save us.

This energy is produced by harnessing the power of British curry-driven farts.

I have invented a small device that fits down the back of your trousers and diverts the heat and plosive energy produced there into electrical current. Some testing has suggested that some particular percussions have enough energy to power a small town.

The prototype machine is just being developed, and is right around the corner, really, it will be on the market next year, or perhaps the century after that.

However I need money for further testing. Send me your dollars, pounds, euros and yen. I will have to eat more Curry to perfect the device! (It's a dirty job but someone has to do it)

[Madpaddy]

LMAO

However, this invention will never work long term as it relies on a non-renewable source of fuel (curry). Ramping up F- Point energy will merely lead to overdependence on imported curry from India and lead to peak Curry around the year 2020.

[julianj]

Ha! Ha!

India will declare its Curry only for Indians. Large swathes of Britain will be deserted on Friday Night as no one will be able to go out for a Curry and ten pints of lager....

[shakespear1]

Yes, but in this situation farting in public will be considered positive and indicative that you are a person of Wealth.

Who knows,

fart butts may get to pick the best chicks!!!!
be a new career
if good you will be in demand to fill other's natural gas tanks

Possibilities are endless

[turmoil]

Sweet!! But...

is there a chance that the reserves of curry could be overestimated?

[Vexed]

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is there a chance that the reserves of curry could be overestimated?

[agni]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('julianj', 'A') new scientific breakthrough has occurred. I have discovered a new form of energy called F-Point Energy which will save us.

This energy is produced by harnessing the power of British curry-driven farts.

I have invented a small device that fits down the back of your trousers and diverts the heat and plosive energy produced there into electrical current. Some testing has suggested that some particular percussions have enough energy to power a small town.

The prototype machine is just being developed, and is right around the corner, really, it will be on the market next year, or perhaps the century after that.

However I need money for further testing. Send me your dollars, pounds, euros and yen. I will have to eat more Curry to perfect the device! (It's a dirty job but someone has to do it)

[rockdoc123]

Yes but the point missed here is the significant fuel efficiency difference between vindaloo and madras. Recent studies conducted by myself and colleagues would suggest vindaloo to be much more powerful. Combinations of several pints of Boddies with vindaloo as compared to Guiness and vindaloo also suggest that Guiness actually seems to accentuate fuel efficiency. Tests have yet to be conducted with Murphy's, Caffrey's and Iron brew. Several theories also abound regarding the added catelyst affect of chips when consumed with vindaloo following too many pints of pretty much anything.
This being said Peak Oil may put the scuppers on production of said fuel given that noone will be able to afford a cab ride home when oil is at $100

[Trindelm]

but if the curry and ale supplies are depleted we do have beans right there are other alternatives such as eggs n' peanut combos, but they burn dirtier than curry and lager.
Oh i fear the gastrointestinal collapse of the world, where is Kunstler!!!?

[Wildwell]

What’s the EROIE for:

Vindaloo
Balti
Rogan Josh
Tikka Marsala
Korma
?

And remember there’s no such thing as a free lunch – unless you buy one and get one free. Naarn bread extra though.