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What's the worst thing you ever did
What's the worst thing you ever did
by Madpaddy » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:37:29
Let's try and figure out if we are worth saving.!!!! BTW - I'm royally drunk at the moemntn
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by The_Virginian » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:17:25
I'm innocent.
you can't prove anything.
nobody saw it!
i demand a lawyer!
What's the statute of limitations on X,Y,Z anyway?
you can't prove anything.
nobody saw it!
i demand a lawyer!
What's the statute of limitations on X,Y,Z anyway?
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by k_semler » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:35:22
Worst for me, or somebody else?
For me: Starting smoking.
For someone else: A head on collision.
For me: Starting smoking.
For someone else: A head on collision.
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by Aaron » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 21:18:14
Killed a drunk for a stupid post
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.
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by 0mar » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:30:16
I once stabbed a man after taking like 12 shots of Jack's in an hour. I completely don't remember doing that, but I woke up with blood on my shirt (among other things).
In my defense, I was like 19 at the time.
In my defense, I was like 19 at the time.
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by PenultimateManStanding » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:40:18
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('0mar', 'I') once stabbed a man after taking like 12 shots of Jack's in an hour. I completely don't remember doing that, but I woke up with blood on my shirt (among other things).
In my defense, I was like 19 at the time.
In my defense, I was like 19 at the time.
seriously 'bad'. I woke up from a dream once in which the police were about to arrest me for having murdered someone when I was two years old and buried the body by an Alpha Beta supermarket. I knew where the body was and I saw that they were getting close, then I woke up feeling like a murderer until the dream wore off.-
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by Tyler_JC » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:49:17
So none of you have actually done anything bad??
In that case, no one on this thread is worth saving!
You haven't lived till you've brought a 7-year-old to tears.
In that case, no one on this thread is worth saving!
You haven't lived till you've brought a 7-year-old to tears.
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by I_Like_Plants » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 01:01:54
I beat the crap out of an SUV that was parked next to my motorcycle, which had been knocked down. I tried breaking the windows, but those suckers are tough, so I contented myself with denting the hell out of the body panels, all of them.
I still don't know why I wasn't caught.
And I've felt bad ever since, because I have no proof that car knocked down my bike, it could have been another one that parked and then drove away and then the SUV parked there, and the damage to my bike was really minor anyway.
I still don't know why I wasn't caught.
And I've felt bad ever since, because I have no proof that car knocked down my bike, it could have been another one that parked and then drove away and then the SUV parked there, and the damage to my bike was really minor anyway.
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by Jack » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 01:06:14
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '
')You haven't lived till you've brought a 7-year-old to tears.
')You haven't lived till you've brought a 7-year-old to tears.
That seems like rather small potatoes, I must say.
I like the idea of weaving a web of flattery, of lies and deceit, and feigning friendship - all the while leading the target toward ultimate betrayal, ruin, and destruction. The evil would be more pure if it were done simply for the joy of the act; doing so for gain reduces the entire matter to one of grubby avarice.
It would be better if the target did not even know the actual source of the betrayal, and continued to trust - never knowing that the smiling fellow he thought was a friend had done it all purely for the fun of it.
But that's just fiction. I wouldn't know anything of such matters. Mahatma Jack has quite a ring to it, doesn't it?
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by PenultimateManStanding » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 01:07:56
Moral: don't park next to motorcycles that are knocked over. One time when I was a kid somebody parked their little VW bug inches behind me so I couldn't get out. I backed up roughly into the bug to push it out of my way and left it dented and illegally parked. Drove away without remorse.
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by Russian_Cowboy » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 02:31:12
You, guys, are innocent lambs compared to me. When I was in the 7th grade, our principal was quite a mean person. A few boys from our class including myself got together, put on facemasks and attaked the principal with his kids in the stairway of the apartment block where he had lived and beat all of them to unconciousness. After that the principal had to spend 2+ months at home with broken leg and a serious concussion. I am not sure about the kids. I wonder why I did not get caught. Anyway, I have to distort the truth a little bit not to get caught now, but this is how rough it was in my childhood.
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by 0mar » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 02:43:30
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('0mar', 'I') once stabbed a man after taking like 12 shots of Jack's in an hour. I completely don't remember doing that, but I woke up with blood on my shirt (among other things).
In my defense, I was like 19 at the time.
In my defense, I was like 19 at the time.
seriously 'bad'. I woke up from a dream once in which the police were about to arrest me for having murdered someone when I was two years old and buried the body by an Alpha Beta supermarket. I knew where the body was and I saw that they were getting close, then I woke up feeling like a murderer until the dream wore off.lol, I've had a murder dream or two in my time.
The best one was where it was a rainy night and I lured in two blonde girls into my '97 Buick LeSabre, then proceeded to strangle them with my barehands. Then I buried the bodies in a forest preserve and no one ever found out about it.
Another dream I had was were this kid from high school, whom I never really liked, kept yapping and yapping so I popped him in the skull with a p228. The next few scenes are a blur but I remember getting arrested by the SWAT team in a space elevator. It was weird your honor.
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