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Timescale of Events, lets be bold

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Unread postby Madpaddy » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:43:36

2006: Taiwan declares independence. China invades and suffer massive casualties from US backed Taiwanese army. US carrier group attacked with tactical nuke in international waters. US retaliation kills 300 million Chinese. Chinese counterstrike mainly intercepted by US anti ballistic missile shield. Chicago and San Diego are hit with over 1 million dead.

2006-2010 Global depression as nobody can buy anything anymore because Chinese factories are gone. Global pandemic in this period wipes out 5.9 billion people but Ireland miracolously spared due to anti bacterial agent found in Guinness.

2012 Ireland wins 80 gold medals in Olympic games held in Killarney, Co. kerry. Allegations of doping are ignored.

2014: Ireland win soccer world cup.

2015: Ireland win rugby world cup.

2016: Irish doctor discovers cure for which there is no known disease.

2017: Madpaddy becomes president of the world.
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Unread postby Rickenbacker » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:45:57

2043 - Madpaddy kicks the bucket and people can finally get him off the blarney stone
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Unread postby Madpaddy » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:55:26

2043: Well that gives me reasonable innings. I'll be 71. Not a bad life span for a post peak despot.
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Unread postby Daculling » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 20:05:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Rickenbacker', 'I') personally think the Bush administration are well aware of the issue and have some sort of emergency plan, no doubt one that will involve emergency measures greatly increasing their power, possibly suspending elections etc.
As such I doubt they would take the risk of hoping to win another election by foul means or fair, and we will see the big kick off (the initiation of the US' plan) before the end of this administration.
As I believe the next pearl harbour/911 will simple be the general chaos caused by a recession, they may attempt to accelerate the situation, no doubt blaming some external cause (global warming, terrorists, china, the UN etc.) to prevent the blame landing at their feet, and to convinve the population, who will be eager for a solution, that only they have the answer, probably giving them a pretext for some king of martial law/military action.


No way, too many armed civilins. Civil War.

Then... the encubent goverment alignes with the MadPaddy empire and all is well. Long live Guiness! It made my gut big and it will save the world from hunger!

/sorry still drunk
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Unread postby Madpaddy » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 20:11:08

I need to survive the night before my empire building can begin. My wife went to be early tonite leaving me free to raid the beer stash,

Oh sweet, sweet beer, nectar of heaven and gift from the gods.

When I'm a no show in the morning to mind the kids she's going to know and worse oh much worse - she will know I've been wasting my life away on this website again.
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Unread postby DomusAlbion » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 20:18:47

I think Jack's scenario is the most plausible scenario.

All I would add is there will be a few nukes going off randomly around the globe. :roll:
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Unread postby Rickenbacker » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 20:36:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Daculling', '
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No way, too many armed civilins. Civil War.



Civil War against the most heavily armed, technologically advanced (possible exception of israel), and funded military in the world, along with a fully armed police force? Good luck with that, you've got more balls than me mate!
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Unread postby Daculling » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:12:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Rickenbacker', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Daculling', '
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No way, too many armed civilins. Civil War.



Civil War against the most heavily armed, technologically advanced (possible exception of israel), and funded military in the world, along with a fully armed police force? Good luck with that, you've got more balls than me mate!


Do you think your sons will fight you when SHTF? Thats who your massivly funded fightintg force is of course.
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Unread postby Chuckmak » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:47:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Rickenbacker', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Daculling', '
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No way, too many armed civilins. Civil War.



Civil War against the most heavily armed, technologically advanced (possible exception of israel), and funded military in the world, along with a fully armed police force? Good luck with that, you've got more balls than me mate!


civilians got as many guns as the police. a quote:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'a')iyo how'd u sneak ur burner in the club last week?

i heard that from one of my friend's friends...

we got guns, yo.
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:48:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', ' ')Chinese counterstrike mainly intercepted by US anti ballistic missile shield. Chicago and San Diego are hit with over 1 million dead.
Thank God I'll be spared the rise of the Irish Dictatorship! My ex-wife was Irish. Yikes!
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Unread postby Rickenbacker » Fri 17 Jun 2005, 23:51:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Daculling', '
')Do you think your sons will fight you when SHTF? Thats who your massivly funded fightintg force is of course.


The fact that they're from the same country doesnt seem to stop them breaking riots up with rubber/wooden bullets and gas, breaking peoples arms with nunchukas, chemically burning/beating/killing prisoners, or putting 2 million people into cells, most for non-violent offences. Doesn't stop them executing people. America is a continent that pretends it's a country, you really think the soldiers will be employed in their own state in a civil war? When their bosses say 'you gotta go out and stop these commie bastard rioters for the sake of america' they'll turn around and say 'Ummm sir...Im not sure about the ethical implications here'

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Chuckmak', '
')we got guns, yo


You got sound cannons? Armored vehicles? An intelligence network? Military training? Sniper divisions? Manuals on setting up road blocks? Tanks? Spy planes? Satellite monitoring? Helicopters? Mounted machine guns? Explosives factories? Military planes? etc etc etc.

You and your glock are gonna get yo ass capped, yo.
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Unread postby jupiter422 » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 00:20:41

[smilie=5bomb.gif] I believe the system has become so delicate that a timeline is impossible.We have came to a point where the system is a ticking bomb,Any ,one event or series of events could make t.s.h.t.f.the probability of anyone predicting the endless amount of possiblities that could unfold are probably twice as infinite as the resource that sustains this booming population.


Never the less for entertaining reasons:: I believe the market is going to crash this fall. If that doesn't happen By 2012 the tswhhtf (the shit will have hit the fan).Things will be really bad.

I think the mayans called it pretty close... 8)
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Unread postby turmoil » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 02:50:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jupiter422', 'I') think the mayans called it pretty close... 8)


maybe it will be a mayan space ship that we find as the ice melts. :shock:
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Unread postby Chuckmak » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:46:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Rickenbacker', '
')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Chuckmak', '
')we got guns, yo


You got sound cannons? Armored vehicles? An intelligence network? Military training? Sniper divisions? Manuals on setting up road blocks? Tanks? Spy planes? Satellite monitoring? Helicopters? Mounted machine guns? Explosives factories? Military planes? etc etc etc.

You and your glock are gonna get yo ass capped, yo.


it was said in jest, man. calm down. heheh :)
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Unread postby Rickenbacker » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:03:33

lol, saw the american footie player and assumed you must be a thuggy jock. Geek prejudices innit!
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Unread postby Chuckmak » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:19:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Rickenbacker', 'l')ol, saw the american footie player and assumed you must be a thuggy jock. Geek prejudices innit!


lol

do not underestimate my nerd powers, of which i have many :lol:
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Unread postby MagnoliaFan » Tue 21 Jun 2005, 11:01:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'T')oo pessimistic? Possibly. That depends on when peak occurs and the rate of decline. But given the present market action of oil, the growth of population, and the lack of any effort to soften the landing...I think my numbers are reasonably accurate.


Your predictions are closest to mine. I throw in a thermonuclear war in there for good measure.

The common theme in this thread is that the die offs begin in around 2010.
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Unread postby Doly » Tue 21 Jun 2005, 11:44:15

My timescale:

- 2004: Demand outstrips supply
- 2005/2006: Peak oil. The concept of peak oil becomes mainstream. People talk about it in coffee breaks. Many middle-class people go bankrupt.
- 2006/2008: Collapse of American economy. Scandal revealing that the whole WMD issue was fabricated comes to light. The Americans go into collective shock. The ripples of this tsunami are felt in all the world. China, India, Russia and South America help each other to keep their economies afloat.
- 2008/2010: The world goes into powerdown. In some places it's tougher than others. In the USA its disastrous, there are riots on the streets of big cities. Europe does better. Resource wars in Third World countries are likely, but an all-out World War is avoided because it isn't in anybody's interest.
- 2010/2015: Things get gradually worse. There is rationing in many countries. Strong incentive to find alternative energy sources and to save energy. Roughly equivalent to WWII lifestyle in Europe.

After that, there are too many factors to make accurate predictions any more.
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