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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby dinopello » Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:19:34

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SilentRunning', 'H')uman beings will innovate and produce new ways to make more bacon by other means.


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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby SilentRunning » Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:42:02

There you go. Just like we declare "Other Liquids" to be oil so that we can deny peak-oil, we will inject cardboard with synthetic bacon flavor and declare it to be "bacon style strips". Voila! Bacon shortage averted. There is no food crisis, all is well. Move along, nothing to see here....
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby basil_hayden » Wed 26 Sep 2012, 21:45:46

Soylent Bacon is People!
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Beery1 » Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:29:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ferretlover', '&')quot;Oh, no!" ~Mr Bill:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')b]Bacon shortage worldwide 'unavoidable' UK pig group says
By Cindy Perman, CNBC.com
...Less feed led to herds declining across the European Union "at a significant rate," according to the National Pig Association in Britain.
...The surge came as farmers scaled down their herds as feeding the animals became increasingly expensive.


A group of pigs is called a 'drift of pigs' or a 'drove of pigs', not a herd. Swine can be either 'drift', 'doylt', or 'trip'. A group of hogs is a 'parcel'.
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Beery1 » Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:41:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Beery1', 'A') group of pigs is called a 'drift of pigs' or a 'drove of pigs', not a herd. Swine can be either 'drift', 'doylt', or 'trip'. A group of hogs is a 'parcel'.
What do you call a whole lot of words for bacon? A quibble. Sorry. I couldn't help it. :razz:

I think folks here might have missed that the article (and my comment) is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. The talk about feeding cows candy and the mentioning of the Mayan calendar in the article is a clue. What, do they have to bring up the Pentavirate and Colonel Sanders for you folks to get the joke?
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby autonomous » Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:48:44

The peak bacon deniers are at it again, once again applying their economic theories:

'Bacon shortage' is a fat load of bull
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')hortages only occur when the government fixes prices and consumers want more supply than exists. That results in rationing. There's zero evidence to suggest the government would do that, or that there would be any “runs on the pork bank.”
“As long as prices roam free, there's never a shortage or a glut,” said Bob Brown, an independent meat market analyst in Edmonton, Okla. “It will find a way to clear the market.”

"British supermarkets know they have to raise the price they pay Britain's pig farmers or risk empty spaces on their shelves next year," said NPA chairman Richard Longthorp in the press release. "But competition is so fierce in the high street at present, each is waiting for the other to move first."
Get it? This is an attempt by British pig producers to build grassroots support among British shoppers to apply pressure to supermarkets. Their tool for propping up prices is fear, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in the Union Jack. It's pork propaganda.


http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/09/27/14123841-bacon-shortage-is-a-fat-load-of-bull?lite

As you can see, its not a "shortage of supply", its a "longage of demand."
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Pops » Thu 27 Sep 2012, 14:56:51

I thought this was going to be about the disappointment when the Bakken turns out to be just a sow's ear.
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby jupiters_release » Fri 28 Sep 2012, 01:53:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR11', 'I') wonder if one can make good bacon from wild hogs. Got plenty of those running around ripping up the ground.

I had wild hog chops from Texas here in a California restaurant. They were delicious! If there were any real restaurants in Texas, they would've already eradicated the wild hog problem in their own state.
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby dolanbaker » Fri 28 Sep 2012, 04:22:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('autonomous', 'T')he peak bacon deniers are at it again, once again applying their economic theories:
'Bacon shortage' is a fat load of bull
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')hortages only occur when the government fixes prices and consumers want more supply than exists. That results in rationing. ... This is an attempt by British pig producers to build grassroots support among British shoppers to apply pressure to supermarkets. Their tool for propping up prices is fear, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in the Union Jack. It's pork propaganda.

http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/09/27/14123841-bacon-shortage-is-a-fat-load-of-bull?lite As you can see, its not a "shortage of supply", its a "longage of demand."

Most certainly not the first time the media has been caught telling porkies! :wink:
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Scottie » Fri 28 Sep 2012, 07:23:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jupiters_release', 'I') had wild hog chops from Texas here in a California restaurant. They were delicious! If there were any real restaurants in Texas, they would've already eradicated the wild hog problem in their own state.

They are needed for the reality TV show, and therefore TPTB decided to keep them around through insidious mind control techniques for the entertainment of the proles. Sort of like peak oil scare mongering, but without bell shaped curves.
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby FoxV » Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:16:05

Hey everyone, I'm back after a long lurking hiatus (and probably won't be on very much, I'm suffering from "long emergency" burn out )

Anyways, had to look into this more because, being Canadian, bacon is a staple :D . So where does ethanol and bio-fuel production fit into this picture?

Here in the Great White North State, we now have Government mandated 5% - 15% ethanol in all our Gasoline. Which is total insanity, Canada may be an oil exporter, but we're a Gasoline and Corn importer, and now ethanol. Good thing we live in such a plentiful country, because our Government has no resource management skills.

So this comes back to my long ago meme; "Food or Fuel, pick one" Is this the beginning fallout of wide spread bio-fuel use? Even with the drought, would we have a corn shortage if we weren't producing ethanol?

Oh and I love the way this is wrapped as a "bacon shortage" when really its a much more fundamental and serious cereal crop shortage.
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Keith_McClary » Sun 30 Sep 2012, 01:43:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('basil_hayden', 'S')oylent Bacon is People!
Then we wont be short of long pork.

These Peak Baconers seem to have forgotten the huge resources in the Canadian Bacon Sands, not to mention the Big Baconville Bacon Bakken.

Anyways, as long as gubmints can print fiat fundz, there will be plenty of pork in the budgets.

Do bacon drippings count as "other liquids"?
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Rod_Cloutier » Sun 30 Sep 2012, 08:20:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'D')o bacon drippings count as "other liquids"?

Yes, they do: http://agrienvarchive.ca/bioenergy/down ... dac_99.pdf

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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby ColossalContrarian » Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:20:00

Good morning everyone. I'm having bacon and eggs for breakfast!

Don't worry, I'm saving the grease to convert to biofuel!

It's football Sunday too and I'll be cooking some corn on the bbq!
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Lore » Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:01:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ColossalContrarian', 'G')ood morning everyone. I'm having bacon and eggs for breakfast!

Don't worry, I'm saving the grease to convert to biofuel!

It's football Sunday too and I'll be cooking some corn on the bbq!


Enjoy it while you can!
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby vtsnowedin » Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:06:54

Notice that no one is talking about or worried over any approching tofu shortage. 8)
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Re: Bacon shortage 'unavoidable'

Postby Lore » Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:29:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('vtsnowedin', 'N')otice that no one is talking about or worried over any approching tofu shortage. 8)


That's because most people don't worry about a G.D. thing until it's right in front of them.
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