by SilentRunning » Tue 28 Feb 2012, 01:06:09
"The human ability to innovate out of a jam is profound.That’s why Darwin will always be right, and Malthus will always be wrong.” -K.R. Sridhar
I find the Anti-doomer's tagline to be deliberately irritating - because it is so obviously a lie.
If Malthus were always wrong, then we should see no famines in human history. In the entirety of human experience, any time human beings ran out of food, then human innovation would quickly kick in and solve the problem. Malthus would be laughably wrong, because clearly human beings are simply incapable of running out of food.
Yet, a glance at human history shows that famines involving millions of people are a regular occurrence. Anti-Malthusian dreamers must speculate that the people involved were simply too dimwitted to "innovate" their way out of their jam. For example, the Chinese in the Great North China Famine of 1877–78 must have all been imbeciles, because an estimated 9.5 to 13 million of them starved to death.
Therefore - I propose a simple, straightforward way for our "anti-doomer" to prove to us that Malthus is wrong, and that he is a genius showing how much he can "innovate" out of a jam.
We will lock our anti-doomer alone in a closed cell - an 8 foot cube. Into this cell, we will provide no food or water. If the anti-doomer can innovate his way out of this jam and live for 6 months, then we will concede that Malthus was an idiot, and that humans can ALWAYS innovate their way out of any predicament.
Because I am not cruel, I will allow the Anti-doomer to leave the cell at any time - provided he simply presses a button that says "Malthus was and is RIght!"
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