[dinopello]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mevihykaju', 'M')y unit takes just about 6 hours to make great jerky...

[Pops]

Man, I remember back in my younger days I could whip up a wet jerky marinade in nothing flat with my unit.

[efarmer]

My gunsel was a snappy little sidekick who similarly did yeoman's work during
a long career and maintained an outgoing attitude in spite of having to accept
regular beatings. He is approaching retirement age at this point and I just
hope he gets to go somewhere warm and beautiful, and just lay around and
get waited on and pampered. After such long and loyal service, it would be
a tragedy to think that he would just have to hang out in the park with a bunch
of other beat out and worn out gunsels.

The laser part is novel, but my gunsel is old school and would find the need for
electrical power, eye protection, and the fact that the thing might shoot a very
long distance, but only delivers one little spot of light, to be completely ridiculous.