$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TheDude', 'W')ould you prefer to be referred to as Goatboy, and/or tied to a headboard?

Was explaining Bill's position on Creationism to someone the other day - that, despite being a staunch atheist, that he was very much in favor of it being taught, as it would be the shortest class ever. "In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. On the third day he rested.
Class dismissed.
See 'ya at the final!"
Sometimes gets a laugh. Sometimes gets an expression of horror/bafflement, as is the case with all of Bill's material. Brilliant man, if you ask me. Almost all other comics are very much on automatic pilot in comparison, and not on a very interesting course, either.
That's Mr. Goatboy to you.
Seriously, the only comic who has ever come close to Bill is Doug Stanhope, and he has been sounding very burned out lately.