[Ferretlover]

Beer? Isn't there, perhaps, a house wine for those of us who don't care for beer?

[Keith_McClary]

[vtsnowedin]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ferretlover', 'B')eer? Isn't there, perhaps, a house wine for those of us who don't care for beer?

[Keith_McClary]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ferretlover', 'B')eer? Isn't there, perhaps, a house wine for those of us who don't care for beer?

[bratticus]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ferretlover', 'B')eer? Isn't there, perhaps, a house wine for those of us who don't care for beer?

[Ferretlover]

And, the first URL even has drinking games to play for those who await the transporter beam!

[Serial_Worrier]

Get a Heineken keg from Costco or wherever. Can't go wrong with that.

[sparky]

.
No contest
The Belgian think god rested in their country on the seventh day
so the last day sould be spend in Bruxelles tasting some local product

Mort Subite or "sudden death" a lambic beer brewed by the Belgian brewery Keersmaeker
it also come strawberry flavor and is yumy .
The "delirium tremens" is gorgeous too

but at 24 proof the strongest stuff is a great beer called " bush "
I kid you not
it come in a small bottle, half a dozen make you brave and irresistible to women

[vtsnowedin]

Well it is now 6:17 P.M. here local time and except for a few rain showers it has been a pretty nice day. I had to go in to work this morning and rototilled a friends garden this afternoon. She payed me in beer. So much for the apocalypse.

[Cid_Yama]

It's just a sign that no one was worth taking and God just left in disgust.

Rapture cancelled due to lack of participants.

[vtsnowedin]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Cid_Yama', 'I')t's just a sign that no one was worth taking and God just left in disgust.

Rapture cancelled due to lack of participants.

[eXpat]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Cid_Yama', 'I')t's just a sign that no one was worth taking and God just left in disgust.

Rapture cancelled due to lack of participants.

[Cid_Yama]

Under the catagory of best Apocalypse Joke:

....announcing that on Saturday, Jesus will arrive and start killing people in a big way.

from Jimmy Kimmel

Wouldn't it suck if we only got to live 3 weeks longer than bin Laden?

[Keith_McClary]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')RKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said
Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

[Maddog78]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Keith_McClary', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')RKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday.........

[Maddog78]

Oops, just noticed the Fiction in tiny, tiny font.

[dinopello]

Somewhat good news - we have 5 more months of beer drinking ...

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A') California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

[Ferretlover]

Y'all have plenty of time to think about it--the Rapture has been moved to October!

[Lore]

I've been making my own,... come join me for a pint of "Lore's Lop-eared Lucky Stout" during the Great Cataclysm.

[vtsnowedin]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lore', 'I')'ve been making my own,... come join me for a pint of "Lore's Lop-eared Lucky Stout" during the Great Cataclysm.