by gg3 » Mon 15 Aug 2005, 08:40:28
Over the year or so I've been hanging out around here, I've seen a certain number of people who seem to positively revel in the idea of a Hobbsian world where life is nasty, brutish, and (except for themselves), short. Ahh, the allure of the lawless life, the ability to cast aside civilized inhibitions, give free play to the unbridled Id, to loot and rob, rape and pillage, and to murder without fear of judge and jury!
Malthusian Macho comes in a number of forms. There's the Outlaw version, as per above. There's the Gross-Out version, which delights in the prospect of a return to medieval days and such charming practices as freely crapping alongside the road and not having to bother wiping one's arse. There's the Lord of the Manor version, which raises laziness to a high virtue, and eagerly anticipates life on the plantation with serfs and slaveys toiling away on one's behalf. What all of these have in common is a scarcely-concealed joy at the prospect of chucking the rules, manners, and similar boring limits of civilization and returning to the exciting rough & tough ways of barbarians. To them I dedicate the following:
It's a Hobbes World After All (with apologies to Sherman & Sherman)
It's a world of pain and a world of tears
and it's time to prey on your deepest fears
while naive people share, you had best be aware
it's a Hobbes world after all!
There is just one goal, to get all you can
so go out and steal from your fellow man
there's no one you can trust, loot and shoot if you must
it's a Hobbes world after all!
It's a Hobbes world after all!
it's a Hobbes world after all!
It's a Hobbes world after all!
It's a nasty, brutish world!
It's a war of each, against everyone
and the lawless life is a lot more fun
no more taxes to pay, no more rules to obey
it's a Hobbes world after all!
When the weak have died or are in their place
and the masses toil for the Master Race
a new order will rise, just like "Lord of the Flies"
it's a Hobbes world after all!
It's a Hobbes world after all!
it's a Hobbes world after all!
It's a Hobbes world after all!
It's a nasty, brutish world!