by Ayoob » Thu 18 Nov 2010, 07:47:28
Here are your instructions.
Do not blame anyone or anything for your troubles in life, and take control of whatever you can with whatever you have at hand, right now. Practice losing everything. Blow up all your sacred cows, tear down whatever you hold nearest and dearest. Throw it all in the garbage. What's coming next requires your complete attention. Thou shalt have no false gods before me.
1. Water. Take control of your water situation. Clean, drinkable water. How much do you have control over? Do you control a source of water? Can anyone upstream take your water supply away from you? If anyone can take your water supply away from you, then you are not in control of your water. Does that make sense? You MUST have water to survive for three days. If you store water in containers, how long can you survive on that supply? Would you enjoy surviving on it? Are you willing to move to a place where water is assured?
2. Food. Take control of your food situation. Watch the Penn and Teller special on organic food while you drink your cup of coffee, because organic food is BULLSHIT. Pesticides are wonderful, and are far less harmful to you than your cup of coffee. What is your food supply, what can you do to control it? Do you have chickens or goats? I think that owning chickens is going to be a requirement for anyone who has children. Kids who don't get enough protein in their diets wind up with a lot of health problems and a lack of brain development. Do you garden? What percentage of your diet are you in complete control of? What happens to you if food quadruples in price tomorrow? Do you own land, can you container garden, etc.
3. Shelter. Take control of your shelter situation. Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home. If anyone can take your shelter away from you, you are not in control. Real estate is a fucking nightmare right now, so this one's kind of bullshit. I have no idea what to do to take control of your shelter situation. Just as a side note, I'm seriously considering "investing" in a popup camper trailer. As long as I pay the minimal fees to keep it licensed, nobody can take it away from me. It's not a taxable asset, like real estate. I can park in WalMart parking lots. Join a gym to shower, cook on a grill. I dunno. The hobo lifestyle kind of is for me, and kind of isn't. Frankly I think I'm fucked in this department. Some of you guys own land and shit, and I think that's great and good on you. Wish I did. It's totally ridiculous that nobody in my family owns land and animals. I'm stuck with school loans and a full time job and grad school and a baby and all that kind of thing so I'm not in Buying Land mode, I'm in Paying Off School Loans mode.
4. Buy it Cheap and Stack It Deep. Costco wool socks, undies, jeans, boots, canned tuna, blah blah blah. The more the better. All of it's going to get really expensive. Cost-shift into the future.
5. Defense. Sell it to others. I think the best way to play this category is to sell others on the idea that you're going to provide security, and then allow them to protect themselves. You take no responsibility, make money on the transaction, and then hand off the means of defense to your customers. It's even better if you require a monthly payment for services, when there are no services provided. It would be like charging for an annual carry permit or something like that. Or, allow people to carry on your private land and give them the OK to shoot intruders, but hand them over to the local authorities if they fuck it up. Life is not safe, and we all die in the end. Safety is an illusion. Bad things happen to good people. Static defenses can be defeated by an educated enemy. Living in an ivory tower cuts you off from the flow of information. On the other hand, if you're planning to actually defend yourself, then your options are limitless. Hand to hand, firearms, pepper spray/knife, etc. Physical fitness and physicality in general are your friends. I believe in lights, dogs, window film, locks, strike plates, solid doors, grates and grills, bars, cameras, patrols, etc. Whatever works for your circumstances. When I go from four 10s to five eight hour shifts I'm planning on getting a German Shepherd for various reasons. Window film is going to be negotiated with the landlord. I wish fire protection was an option for me, but it simply is not. I cannot be free from the danger of fire.
6. Love and Joy. Take it for yourself. Friends come and go, lovers get old, children get bitter and turn away from you, business partners find more profitable alternatives, etc. Enjoy the time you spend with your family and friends while you have them. They may be taken away from you in the future. Take care of yourself. Find a way to deal with fear and stress productively. Exercise your body and make it into the vessel that carries your consciousness forward into the future. Share what you have with those you love. I have found that spending the last dollar of my paycheck on some little gift to give to someone I care about when my next dollar is a week away is very liberating.
7. Books. Whatever it is you want to know about, buy the books that will give you that information. Book lists have come and gone on this site for years. The key to this is to buy the books and take physical possession of them immediately. What is it that you want your children to know, and their children? I am sure to my very bones that we are going to completely fall apart economically and go to war soon. Once the dust settles and children can live in peace again, they are going to need to know things. What are they going to need to know? I believe they're going to need to know about items 1 through 6. I have a couple of books on geology, weather, and water. I have no idea whether they are sufficient information for my grandchildren to use to thrive, but I have actually bought those books and own them already. I have the means for my great grandchildren to purify water to drink. No, really. It's in my storage room. They need a book to learn how to operate it, and the book is on my shelves. I think I might have to write a book to explain what each book is and why my descendants should read it and what they should do for themselves. Books do not require batteries or a working laptop, and I don't think there's going to be anything for my great grandchildren to plug a flash drive into. They're going to need physical paper with words on it, preserved correctly and usable in the future. I'm thinking hard about putting together information on illuminated manuscripts from the Dark Ages so my great grandchildren will think about recopying the information in the books I will leave behind for them.
8. Books. History, psychology, the various physical sciences, anatomy and physiology, cooking, food preservation, war, construction, woodworking, tools, navigation, the list is endless. In addition to survival skills, people will need that which is required to thrive. Military history is essential in my mind. How do the strong take from the weak? Whether you are strong or weak you need to know that information. Shipbuilding, canoe building, fishing, mapmaking, knifemaking, flintknapping, primitive sandals, propaganda, sales, organizational psychology, leadership, Scouting, there is no end to the knowledge you can amass with enough books.
Obey.