[mattduke]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '�')��Why were you in China?” asked the passport control officer, a woman with the appearance and disposition of a prison matron.

“None of your business,” I said.

Her eyes widened in disbelief.

“Excuse me?” she asked.

[dinopello]

Things to never say in the airport

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '�')��Could you hurry please? I’m late for my Klan meeting.”