by yeahbut » Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:52:57
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'T')he news goes dead because we handle everything with one strategy: wait until it is an immediate and dire emergency. Take a hint from hurricanes, we show spinning icons for a few days and then an idiot
with a mic stands with the roaring surf and a backdrop and gets the piss knocked out of him while he yells at the camera: "It is really coming in now! You can't see it at home folks, but my buttocks is clenched onto a 12 foot rod driven into the sand to keep me upright at this time. Back to you New York"
That really is the stupidest, funniest trend in news I reckon. The places tv reporters send in their reports from get more ridiculous all the time, I LMAO everytime I see a half-frozen, sodden sack of misery with their hair flailing in the horizontal rain telling me that the weather is pretty bad where they are
It's only a matter of time before we have our first live primetime decapitation as a piece of roofing iron confirms that the winds are indeed quite strong today...
As for the abscence of doomy news- fine by me! It's springtime here, my tomatoes are coming along nicely, broadbeans are cranking, figs and grapes covered in delicate new leaves, peaches and apricots flush with blossom, passionfruit and raspberries have woken up and I went barefoot for the first time in nearly four months today. I look forward with keen anticipation to another slow news day tomorrow
