by ian807 » Fri 09 Jul 2010, 17:52:20
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I') had suspected it was you ian807, but it was only a hunch, now of course that I am given the satisfaction of having been right all along, could you humor me a little and explain why you did it?
Aw heck, that nice pair o' guys. Donnie Regan and Ronnie Reagan walk up to me one day and say, "Hey, we can make everyone rich if we just had enough money to, you know, kind of 'leak out' to a bunch of defense contractors, some CIA guys and some of Donnie's buddies out on Wall Street. They got these new things called 'derivatives' that are gonna make us a whole lotta money. Really, we can pay you back before Xmas. Whaddya say?"
So I says to 'em. "Well, whaddya gonna give me as collateral?" and they say, "Collateral! Ha!" Man, we *print* the money if we have to. Tell you what, Bubba. We'll pay you back with interest indexed to LIBOR," and I tell ya, that's when thing started looking interesting.
Thing was, they just never got around to paying me back. Oh, little here and there maybe, but they owe so much they just keep
r a c k i n' up the interest. So I ask this Bush guy for the money and he's too busy in someplace called Iraq, and then I ask this Clinton guy, and he's too busy gettin' busy. Ya know what I mean? And then there's
another Bush guy with a damn speech impediment and he's too busy in Iraq too, and I'm startin' to get kinda, you know.... nervous. They owe so much now, they might
never pay it all back.