Seahorse is right, you just ain't a hillbilly. You ain't really a hillbilly if you wasn't born in a holler where the sun don't come up until eleven and sets by one. But a redneck is just as good. <edited for hillbilly speak>
Here are some hills for your flat land Specop. Unfortunately there are no good views until the leaves are off in the winter. We also have a small waterfall with a cave near it. The cave is about eight feet high in the front, twenty feet wide and twelve feet deep. The kids are always going down there to play. I can't find the cd with pictures of it.
This is the view off my back deck. You just can't see the forest for the trees....
this is my driveway....with the spring garden, grape arbor & small orchard started., and "bruiser the loser"
This is the field at the top of our property, the lane to it is just over half a mile, it is all up hill. The field is right about 5 acres and is the lagest flat area we have.
This is how I got to the field

I didn't feel like walking that far in the mud.
A rock outcropping on the back side...all down hill. (see what my boy is holding)
The field behind the house. Around here you have to use every little bit of flat land you have. That hill is considered flat, or maybe just a speedbump, so around here it is a field. We will be burning the wood pile on July 4th. Hotdogs, beer and marshmallows, yum.
Enjoy, & thanks for the help.