[emersonbiggins]

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('GASMON', '
')Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Gasmon

[alpha480v]

Funny stuff, thanks for posting!

[Plantagenet]

Sorry if I offended anyone with the cartoon.

[Madpaddy]

Carlsberg don't do comedians but if they did GASMON would still be funnier.

[Stratovarius]

Wow. This was hilarious because I thought it was serious at first.

[smallpoxgirl]

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[TWilliam]

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