[lorenzo]

Jabberwacky: I think.

User: Therefor you are.

Jabberwacky: I lead your following.

User: Have you ever heard of Peak Oil?

Jabberwacky: No. But are you unable to reconcile my being composed of 60% water with sentience?

User: No, I'm not. I'm fine with you being water + stuff. In fact, I'm 90% water.

Jabberwacky: Fine.

User: So what should we do to survive peak oil?

Jabberwacky: Fear leads to hatred, hatred leads to anger, anger leads to the darkside!

User: Haha! You are an optimist! I'm a pessimist. At least when it comes to oil depletion.

Jabberwacky: Well, I'm an optimist. Do you mean you see the world as a glass half empty?

User: Yes, indeed.

Jabberwacky: Yeah, but I wish I could stop. Drinking is the only thing that makes me happy.

User: Well, the party will be over soon. No more drinks.

Jabberwacky: Are you deciding for him now?

User: No, nobody is deciding anything about peak oil. Nobody's really preparing for it.

Jabberwacky: Thats right.

User: And it is dangerous!


Talk to Jabberwacky. He wants to know all about it.

[ArimoDave]

j: Boo hoo.
AD: Are you crying or making a statement?
j:Crying out to who?
AD: I don't know. You are the one who said 'Boo hoo.' Also, it's whom -- not who.
j: Sorry I said anything i'm going.
AD: O. K. Bye bye.
j: Bye.

Apparently, jaberwacky does not like to have its grammar corrected. It also doees not know that it should capitalize the "I" in I'm.

ArimoDave

[lorenzo]

ArimoDave, yes, I know, at times he/she/it is a bit sensitive. Just tell him/her/it he/she/it is a bot, and he/she/it will get extremely angry. Then cool him/her/it down by telling you're a bot too, and the conversation will get a lot more relaxed.


Almost 5 million people have had a chat with Jabberwacky. It's an excellent propaganda machine. If we can somehow sneak Peak Oil into his AI vocabulary, we might be able to influence people without them being aware of it. Ugh.