Donate Bitcoin

Donate Paypal


PeakOil is You

PeakOil is You

Is this guy being sarcastic?

What's on your mind?
General interest discussions, not necessarily related to depletion.

Is this guy being sarcastic?

Unread postby BabyPeanut » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 10:15:21

http://www.useless-knowledge.com/1234/m ... le140.html
Read the article yourself. It's violent and I won't repeat it except for this
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')I mention this incident for two purposes: 1) To praise the husband who bravely protected his wife, as a husband should; and 2) To recommend you get a concealed weapons permit and practice. You never know, in these modern times, when sudden violence may descend upon you and you should be ready to wreak sudden violence upon your attackers.

Like we all expect to be attacked by monkeys. Sheesh.
BabyPeanut
Intermediate Crude
Intermediate Crude
 
Posts: 3275
Joined: Tue 17 Aug 2004, 03:00:00
Location: 39° 39' N 77° 77' W or thereabouts

Unread postby maverickdoc » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 10:40:36

Baby P, you have to be brave. Be very brave when monkeys attack. They are some of the meanest mofos I have read about. These ones seem to be mutant moneys 10x stronger than man! First of my hats off to Dr. Brooks A. Mick, M.D, I guess only a doc can write something this worthy (no he was not being sarcastic, maybe senile but definitely not sarcastic). They should give him a Pulitzer.

And yes you need guns to protect yourself and loved ones from chimpanzees, perhaps an AK. I believe when PO hits moneys will come out of no where to take their revenge on us. Maybe they will be 100x stronger by then! Get a tank if you really want to be safe. If you don't, don’t come to me when the monkey has you by the balls. pun intended :-D
Last edited by maverickdoc on Tue 08 Mar 2005, 10:57:25, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
maverickdoc
Tar Sands
Tar Sands
 
Posts: 722
Joined: Wed 12 Jan 2005, 04:00:00

Unread postby Aaron » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 10:49:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.

Hazel Henderson
User avatar
Aaron
Resting in Peace
 
Posts: 5998
Joined: Thu 15 Apr 2004, 03:00:00
Location: Houston

Re: Is this guy being sarchastic?

Unread postby Jack » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 10:50:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BabyPeanut', '
')Like we all expect to be attacked by monkeys. Sheesh.


Perhaps, if we expand the definition from monkeys to primates? Yes, I think we should be prepared to deal with dangerous primates at all times. 8)

MaverickDoc, what sort of tank do you suggest? I'm always open to new ideas.
Jack
Light Sweet Crude
Light Sweet Crude
 
Posts: 4929
Joined: Wed 11 Aug 2004, 03:00:00

Re: Is this guy being sarchastic?

Unread postby maverickdoc » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 10:54:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BabyPeanut', '
')Like we all expect to be attacked by monkeys. Sheesh.


Perhaps, if we expand the definition from monkeys to primates? Yes, I think we should be prepared to deal with dangerous primates at all times. 8)

MaverickDoc, what sort of tank do you suggest? I'm always open to new ideas.


Abrams are pretty monkey proof. You can pick up one of those black market Russian tanks on eBay but I wouldn’t.
User avatar
maverickdoc
Tar Sands
Tar Sands
 
Posts: 722
Joined: Wed 12 Jan 2005, 04:00:00
Top

Unread postby eastbay » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 15:08:32

At five gallons per mile you may consider simply parking that Abrams M1A2 in your yard... unless, of course, you convert it to solar or hydrogen power.

j/k

EastBay
User avatar
eastbay
Expert
Expert
 
Posts: 7186
Joined: Sat 18 Dec 2004, 04:00:00
Location: One Mile From the Columbia River

Unread postby julianj » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 16:19:42

The Russian ones run on diesel, and surely should be monkey-proof. So you could have a biodiesel fuelled tank to impress the neighbours, of course given it would need a huge amount of fields for the biodiesel, probably not too sustainable. :)
julianj
Tar Sands
Tar Sands
 
Posts: 913
Joined: Thu 30 Sep 2004, 03:00:00
Location: On one of the blades of the fan

Unread postby 0mar » Tue 08 Mar 2005, 19:38:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.


love that movie :)
Joseph Stalin
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. "
User avatar
0mar
Heavy Crude
Heavy Crude
 
Posts: 1499
Joined: Tue 12 Oct 2004, 03:00:00
Location: Davis, California
Top

Unread postby maverickdoc » Fri 11 Mar 2005, 01:16:52

BabyP don't worry they got him.

Image
User avatar
maverickdoc
Tar Sands
Tar Sands
 
Posts: 722
Joined: Wed 12 Jan 2005, 04:00:00


Return to Open Topic Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron