by jmnemonic » Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:37:49
I've built a garden along two sides of the house, and all over the (small) back yard. I've planted some blueberries and raspberries and apple trees and gonna drop in a cherry tree and a pecan tree in the spring. I put a shade tree on the sunniest side of the house for when there's no AC later. The woman doesn't want to move, and I bow to her will on that, though I think it's a mistake - we're in St. Louis, edge of the city, 50 feet from the county.
In February I am beginning to build my doomstead UNDER the house. We'd planned to get the basement finished, had about fifteen grand set aside for that in 2008 when everything crashed. We held off to see how things would shake out. Now instead of hiring someone to do the work, I'm going to finish the basement myself, but completely differently than originally planned. I'm going to chop it in two with a steel-reinforced cement-and-cinderblock wall with a thick steel door (I'll pay someone to put the door in, can't do that myself). The door itself will be hidden behind a bookcase that can be locked to the wall from behind, and will appear bolted to the wall (though it won't be). Then I'm going to put in a wood stove, a battery bank of 25-year forklift batteries, a composting toilet, and 12 years worth of food for two (more if I can and have time), plus some solar panels, inverter, sink, small shower area, etc. On the non-doomstead side of the basement I'm going to store a bunch of lumber, cement, cinderblocks and the like, for future use.
Then if things start looking bad, I can put spiked boards on every window and door, splatter them with fake blood, and put a hostile-looking 'NO TRESSPASSING!' sign displayed prominently. If things look REALLY bad then I will bring the house down, literally. (The woman looked at me in horror when I told her I might need to do that. Heh.) The doomstead below will survive the house coming down. It'll be about 400 square feet, as big as a large RV, with many creature comforts. The goal would be to stay invisible as best as possible living under a pile of rubble until things get quieter in the world, maybe 2-5 years, then scuttle out like rats and see if there's any community out there for us to join.
Pretty crazy plan, I know! But the woman doesn't want to move. And I don't want to die. And she's not very mobile. Soooo...if that means we die, well, we'll die together. This is for sure: I won't go quietly into the night.