Hi again, and many thanks for your constructive comments, Shannymara, Laurasia, caliginousface.
I hadn't come across the term 'permaculture' before, but a web search revealed that there are just a handful of such projects in the UK, of which one or two are in Scotland. The longest established and furthest advanced one is, I think, the one on the Isle of Skye
http://rubha-phoil.manvell.org.uk/ . Closer to home is the Life Sciences project at Pishwanton Wood, about 30km from Edinburgh... been past it several times on my bike. The main building is a 'gridshell' covered with turf - see
http://vs2.i-dat.org/unstructured02/eco4.html if you're interested. I'm not sure how far they've got with actually growing things, but apparently some farming is planned.
At the moment, as a complete newcomer to any kind of gardening, I'd be quite happy to be able to grow (at least some of) my own vegetables. My block of flats stands in its own plot of about a quarter of a hectare, but nearly all of the available space is given over to car parking. Converting the car park is obviously a no-no while people still have cars... and then there are the Byzantine planning regulations to contend with. Given that the good folk of the town council demand that you jump through a series of bureaucratic hoops in order to get planning permission to do something like repaint your front door a different colour, I can't see this happening very soon!
The only solution then is to move. My two stipulations: the new place has to be a house, not a flat - because I'll no doubt have to make alterations, expand any insulation, and install a wood-stove; and it must have its own garden. It doesn't matter how big or small it is - a two-room cottage would be ideal. At the moment the housing market in the UK has gone into overheat mode. I mean it's just gone daft: first-time buyers are unable to find anything at all to live in unless they borrow five times their salary, up to 125% of the valuation, and repay it over 40 years. Absolutely mad. The smart money's on a market 'correction' - for which read crash - sometime in 2007; and my instinct is telling me to wait until the dust settles before doing anything.
Laurasia, you're absolutely correct in that no-one in government is going to take a lead on the PO issue. I should have realised - of course politicians have this inbuilt myopia that prevents them seeing any further than the next election. And our newspapers - with one or two very occasional honourable exceptions - connive in this, assuring their readers that it is business as usual. How does a newspaper sell impending disaster to a public that is more interested in Brad Pitt's new film or Heather McCartney's divorce papers? To read the British popular press, you would never even guess that we have a problem, aside from the brief lip-service paid to climate change. And yet, and yet, looking to history, when we are told by someone with sufficient authority and gravitas that things are very bad, the public
can pull itself together - for example when Churchill addressed the British people during the darkest days of the Second World War. Unfortunately, we don't have any new Churchills on the horizon.
So I'm trying to spread the word, as gently as I can, amongst my acquaintances and friends. Gently, because too much zeal will get me written off as an apocalyptic End Is Nigh nut case, and I don't want to be accused of crying wolf.
In the short term, my Xmas present to myself will be a hurricane lamp, the kind with a tiny stove on the top - so if we lose both gas and electricity for a time, I can still at least make a cup of tea. The autumn has, so far, been quite good to us here in Scotland, with 13°C forecast for Thursday - almost unheard-of for the middle of December.