by efarmer » Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52:16
Lovelock created Gaia to animate world processes so that
they could be explained and accepted by humans better.
Similarly, Geppetto had a dandy block of pine given to him,
and carved Pinocchio. Gaia and Pinocchio are sort of similar
in some ways, but I would rate Gaia as being much better
looking and smarter. (She makes crickets instead of murdering
them and she didn't fall asleep on a volcano and burn her
tootsies off so Lovelock had to make her another pair.)
Gaia and Pinocchio are very different, in that Pinocchio sold
Geppetto for 5 gold coins and Gaia brought a huge chunk of
change home for Lovelock. Gaia is a net fiscal positive mythical
character and Pinocchio is a money losing chunk of pine who
ain't even worth his potential cellulosic alcohol content, even
if you mulched the residuals. Both stories tell us how inevitable
it is that we shall be created, exposed to the bogey man and get
nibbled on and perhaps chewed too, and then to live happily ever after until we don't or can't somehow.
But you BlisteredWhippet, you have violated the sequence of
our savory story with this cynical post. You have raised your
dauber in doubt and pissed on our hand woven threads.
The steps, BW, the beauty is in the steps!
1. Is there a bogey man?
2. If I talk of the bogey man will people listen?
3. If they listen to me talk of the bogey man can
I sell a book or get paid for this?
4. Can I keep the bogey man in style and current
so he can be like a rock star or movie star and
put out movies or albums or even do greatest hits
type of things? (Bogey man manager, enthusiasts,
booking agents, expert witnesses, quotable victims, etc.
etc. etc. The bogey man's entourage put a bunch of good
people to work. You ingrate, BW.)
5. All the others who channel the bogey man are fakes,
I alone have authentic bogey man fear on tap for a fee.
6. Danm, I think I see the bogey man.
7. Oh hell, the bogey man is here and he's a big guy and
is really pissed off. The bogey man won't even make eye
contact with me.
8. Owww. The bogey man is kicking my ass and it hurts.
They never told me the bogey man is a biter.
9. The bogey man has moved on, and we are starting to heal.
10. Does anyone want to buy a book about my experiences
at the hands of the bogey man?
11. I am an old man now, with a tear in my eye, giving a speech
about the awful times way back when, when we were at the
meager mercy of the awful bogey man, and how this was the
most invigorating time of our lives.
12. Oblivion, the real deal comes and wrecks the story for good
but on an individual basis, unless you qualify for dieoff group
events.
Therefore BlisteredWhippet, I demand you hang your headress
up, and drop your cynical carcass to the floor and grunt us
out twenty good ones. You wrecked our story between steps
5 and 6 because you got bored during intermission instead of
getting popcorn and taking a leak like you were supposed to do,
you dissed the faith in our movement. Shame BW, shame.