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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 02 Oct 2007, 20:11:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JPL', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'y')eah well baby, you haven't had a pee pee fish swim into your bladder.


How exactly does it do that? (Sorry but I now need to know - just in case...)

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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby JPL » Tue 02 Oct 2007, 21:33:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I') don't think you need to worry about it, JP. It's people who urinate while in the Amazon River who are subject to the horrors of the candiru fish I'm still not sure if the fish can actually jump out of the water into a penis. But it sounds pretty bad anyway. Some call the Amazon "Green Hell."


I ain't going ANYWHERE near any rivers any more until I am totally sure of this. It sounds bad...

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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby bodigami » Tue 02 Oct 2007, 21:35:24

I'm thankful to fly maggots, the dead becomes food for the vegetation and nature is cleaner.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 02 Oct 2007, 22:15:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JPL', '
')I ain't going ANYWHERE near any rivers any more until I am totally sure of this. It sounds bad...
Come on man, I wouldn't even take a bath after watching Jaws But I got over it. It's just a slimy little fish in the Amazon river. It does attack women too. But if you aren't in the Amazon, who cares, right?
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 02 Oct 2007, 23:04:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'g')lobal warming.
I'm looking for something really juicy like evil fish swimming into your bladder. Now that makes my list. So the polar bears are going to die. They are already dying and it's well documented. Don't bore me. And don't worry me, I've got enough on my plate.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby TWilliam » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 00:39:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'g')lobal warming.
I'm looking for something really juicy like evil fish swimming into your bladder. Now that makes my list. So the polar bears are going to die. They are already dying and it's well documented. Don't bore me. And don't worry me, I've got enough on my plate.


I think pstarr's point was that their range may expand... :wink:
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby kadoomsoon » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 03:06:10

Maggots are necessary for nature at times.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby kadoomsoon » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 03:06:10

Bump sorry
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby gampy » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 03:52:09

I saw a documentary on British TV that showed physicians treating a diabetic woman's rotting foot with maggots.

Successfully, I might add. So much for amputation for diabetics. Wonders never cease.

But it sure looked horrifying. The lady opened the dressing for the cameras and showed these little squirmy maggots jostling around inside this lady's rotted ankle. She said it took some getting used to. The first few nights she had nightmares, when she actually slept, but she got used to it when her foot started feeling better.

But nothing is worse than picking up an old bag of garbage that suddenly disintegrates and gazillions of maggots are at your feet.

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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby Ludi » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 09:54:45

Here are some giant grubs I found the other day:

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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 12:53:54

GAK! i was not expecting that picture ludi!
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 15:03:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'G')AK!


Yesterday I was racking my brains for every word to rhyme with Jack after JPL posted his little poem. 'Gak' shows that I missed some. then there's pack, crack, shack, plaque, whack, yak, alack, lack, all in addition to the 14 or 15 I posted. Wow, that must be one of the most commonly used sounds in the English language. This has nothing to do with disgusting things, but I'm allowed to hijack my own thread, aren't I? hijack, hey, that's another one!
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby EnergyUnlimited » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 15:58:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', '
')More disgusting still...those who persist in violating the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

2nd (or first) law of thermodynamics cannot be violated in existing Universe.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby midnight-gamer » Wed 03 Oct 2007, 21:22:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I')f maggots only eat decaying, rotten flesh and PMS put one in his leg wound, how would the maggot know when to stop munching? Rolling Eyes


my sas survival guide suggests maggot treatment when other treatments are not a option. However, it does warn that maggots will eat healthy tissue if not monitored carefully.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby mercurygirl » Thu 04 Oct 2007, 01:10:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', 'H')ere are some giant grubs I found the other day:


What the heck were those, Ludi? Ugh. I see stuff like that in my garden, but they're only about a quarter inch long. We have big slugs, though, but they're harmless.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby kadoomsoon » Thu 04 Oct 2007, 01:51:29

We have a garden cart like that, from costco.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby kadoomsoon » Thu 04 Oct 2007, 01:52:43

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Managing and monitoring maggots

“When a patient receives MDT, staff are really curious and excited about it … usually,” Axelrod says. Care is primarily observational. Significant drainage requires that the outer gauze be changed, according to Axelrod, and whoever does it can expect to see the squirming maggots at work. Although they start out about the size of an eyelash and are white-beige in color, they look more like a big, fat, puffy piece of brown rice when finished, usually after about 48 to 72 hours.

“Sometimes patients can have bleeding, but it’s rare,” Fuller says. “It probably means the maggots are getting down to live tissue. If there’s discomfort, she adds, the dressing should be removed and the patient assessed. Complaints can range from feeling the maggots moving to severe pain usually associated with ischemic wounds. Unless pain can be adequately controlled with analgesics or the patient’s anxiety relieved, treatment is terminated early.
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Re: Disgusting Things

Unread postby Ludi » Thu 04 Oct 2007, 10:37:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'W')hat the heck were those, Ludi? Ugh. I see stuff like that in my garden, but they're only about a quarter inch long. We have big slugs, though, but they're harmless.


Some kind of large beetle larvae, I don't know the species.
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