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ATTENTION ALL OIL USERS

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ATTENTION ALL OIL USERS

Unread postby OilMan » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 10:38:17

This just in, sorry to inform you but the taps have run dry 8O

I know this might sound fake but I assure you that we might be on our last leg when it comes to oil. They don't want to put this "info" on the news because they don't want to worry everybody and cause panic. But being the guy that I am, I have some "connections" if you will with some pretty big people in the oil "biz". Before I leave I have some wise words for you... "Do not live by your oil, yet have the oil live by you". With the taps just drips away from dryness, plug in your electric car and bring back your wood fireplaces.
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Re: ATTENTION ALL OIL USERS

Unread postby pip » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 10:47:28

So your cousin works down at the Shell station?
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Re: ATTENTION ALL OIL USERS

Unread postby VinceG » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 11:18:32

Everybody is a comedian... :roll:
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Re: ATTENTION ALL OIL USERS

Unread postby fossilnut2 » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 12:34:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pip', 'S')o your cousin works down at the Shell station?


You win a prize. I'm still on the floor laughing.

What's funnier is that some cultists will now quote the fellow and his un-named 'expert' sources. Woooooooooooo!
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Re: ATTENTION ALL OIL USERS

Unread postby Antimatter » Tue 15 Nov 2005, 01:08:15

OilMan is taking the piss. Have a look at some of his other posts :lol:
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