by Cashmere » Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:11:20
Would anybody else pay 20 bucks to see how horrible Roc's credit score is?
I mean, the kind of venom toward FICO and 30 year mortgages we see in his posts is a special kind of venom.
Like a serial killer's venom toward short brunettes because his mother was a short brunette who walked out when he was 8, leaving him with his abusive step father.
I mean Roc doesn't hate FICO, Roc loathes FICO more than Durshawitz loathes Nazi paraphernalia. Roc day dreams about taking FICO out back and blasting it with a 12 gauge shotgun, repeatedly. Roc wants FICO gone like Michael Moore wants Bush gone.
So what was it?
Can you imagine the interview at the bank?
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Loan Officer', 'L')oan Officer: And so, Mr. . . . Mr. "Roccland", is it? So you say you want this loan to, em, uh hem, um, build a "bunker", is that correct? And the bunker is to protect you from . . . Mr. Roccland . . . what's that? OK, if you insist. Um, "Roc", um, so this bunker is to protect you from, um, "Zombie Hordes" Mr. Ro. . . , um Roc? Is that right? Mr. um, Roc, you know, we typically prefer FICO scores over 600 for, you know, for securing construction costs on Bunkers.
You've gotta hand it to Roc and his new found disciple - they went all-in with their prediction that the system was going to lock up entirely.
I'll be back next week to post on this thread to see how Roc and co's prediction of systemic lock up has panned out.
How long before we see images on the boob tube of some guy somewhere locked inside his bunker with his kidnapped children and ex-wife warning the SWAT team to stay back or he'll blow the FICO out of them?
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