[Lokutus]

I've been monitoring the Rapture Index for a few hours now.

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

As someone fully expecting not to be one of the ones airvaced out in the Rapture, I'm actually hoping that it comes quickly. When it does, earth will turn into heaven and heaven will turn into hell, thanks to these people.

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, my fundie friends.

[Lokutus]

Found on another board:

From an unnamed source, I have sad news to report: When Yahweh and son originally designed the Rapture, they based their pulley system on the average person weighing 150 or less which was probably the case in Biblical times. Now when all the megasized Christians--and Lord knows they're everywhere--try to ride that golden string upward, we can expect massive failures and a rain of blubber such as the planet has never seen.