I think my Sox can take Boston. But it's a Chicago sports team, so they probably won't. We are a nice city, so it's fitting we would be beaten by a city full of mean-spirited, intolerant douchebags. Red Sox fans are a virus, similar to Cubs and Yankees fans. In fact, I would say that they are the same beast. They have all three caps in their dresser and rotate depending on which team is in contention. They find host stadiums to infect, get drunk off their ass and ruin the game experience of the home team's fans.
This NEVER got any attention last year, but the Sox (of the non-evil city) actually had the second longest streak w/o a World Series. The Cubs have the longest, and the BoFo Sox had the THIRD longest. You wouldn't know it by the way Red Sox fans bitched and moaned. It didn't matter that the Celtics won 8 in a row or the Pats win 3 of the last 4 Superbowls. They are a cursed city that Boston is!
Fuck Boston
Fuck Good Will Hunting
Fuck baked beans
Fuck Pudge Fisk for going into the Hall as Red Sock (!?)
Hey, this is just some good-spirited ribbing.
Well, the Pads backed into the playoffs but they may not get too far. 
Same thing happened a decade ago: they make the playoffs and St Loius takes a buzz saw to their bid. It aint over yet, though!
