by copious.abundance » Wed 08 Oct 2008, 23:15:49
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Roccland', 'O')h dosie doe...
You are about to learn all about hysterical.
Oh dosie doe...I may actually think twice about you in LA.
Oh dosie...posting on a blog is not hysteria.
Oh dosie doe...you really do not know bro.
I was low and lonely, I hadn't slept a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in me head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw, in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible, and a guarantee of joy"
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom, and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen, I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different, since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was, and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry, in case my girl wears thin